If that’s the case they should give him just one game that happens to be very very easy to finish.

He invented a pretty ridic story for how he didn’t kill her.

If it’s any consolation, I don’t think Kim Kardashian is naturally that hairless. I’m also choosing to believe there is some photoshop going on to remove any remaining ingrown hairs.

No one would notice if you never reported on these people again. Try it for 30 days.

I work in education with people age 18-20, and it’s alarming how little they communicate face to face. One girl made a complaint to her instructor because a male classmate asked her if she wanted to go for coffee after class (like, a date) and she wasn’t interested in him. She thought it was harassment for him to ask…

now I’m curious. Which Journey song?

Iona is there with Duckie when Andie takes Blaine there on their date: when she asks how he even got in she says “I said he was my kid.”

Taught a lot of girls that, too. I wasn’t as much of a critical feminist thinker when I was in middle school and I didn’t dig that deep on Duckie. I liked him, I didn’t like Blaine, and I thought Andie made a bad decision.

Not quite a decade after that initial viewing of Pretty In Pink, I started up a flirtation with…

People are using the term ‘stalker’ a little too loosely on here. Duckie wasn’t stalkerish.

I can barely watch ‘Sixteen Candles’ anymore because of the drunk girlfriend scene. My love of Jake Ryan has taken a bit of a hit, too. And I feel guilty for laughing when the grandpa describes what Long Duck Dong (um...) was wearing when he disappeared and then says “no, he’s not retarded”. But, this movie holds a…

Hazing pledges huh?

Something tells me the rest of his life isn’t a very long a period of time.

What time is it right now?

EXCUSE ME jason sudeikis is a greek GOD compared to this sniveling little shit

Although I’m loathe to ever have Matt Damon’s phoenixless back, you have to defend your friends. Have I gently mocked my best friend’s sleeve which consists of an owl, a tai chi symbol and her astrological sign? You better believe it. But I will never acknowledge how hideous it is with an outsider.

Life rule #1, you never ever criticize somebodies tattoo or baby. You just don’t. The ONLY acceptable response is “nice” and move on. What exactly do you get out of saying “That permanent thing on your back is hideous” or “Maaaan that baby is ugly”. Nothing but pain.

He looks like the physical manifestation of impotence in human form.

I haven’t met Owen, but I have met Stanley Tucci—while nowhere near the same class of actor, but also someone that I have NEVER considered sexy—and I swear to god, if he had told me to meet him in the bathroom, I would have done it instantly. I have never experienced a sexual magnetism like that before!! I guess it…

If they are famous enough, black dudes can also get away with literal murder.

Yeah how DARE she send a couple champagne for their wedding day?! What a monster.