It takes one person: Shelley Miscavige. She knows where ALL the bodies are buried and she could probably take Scientology down overnight.
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revoke their tax exempt status, for starters
“But you realize you are commenting on Jezebel, right?”
Yea, sorry I don’t believe in eugenics, and I don’t believe that Ethan Couch doesn’t possibly know not to run away to mexico after getting probation for murdering 3 people and breaking that probation by drinking because of bad parenting. I think it’s pretty damn obvious that running away to mexico is wrong as was…
Maybe it’s seitan? I have fallen in love with the stuff. It’s what most Chinese places use for their vegetarian chicken dishes. I actually prefer the vegetarian chicken General Tso to the original at this point.
If you really want to survive (and becomea helper/hero to others in the process), look into community disaster planning. I started out by outfitting the usual family-size first aid and survival kits, but it never helped me feel any safer. What did help was joining a community network and taking concrete steps toward…
Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.
Alt-Reich is the most suitable name
Unrelated Carter fact. Amy Carter’s cat’s name was Misty Malarky Yin Yang.
It seems like coworkers getting in touch with their inner Abigail Williams were the real problem at that job.
“I’ve grown used to moms on the subway pulling their children away when they try and pet the velvet cloak I often wear to my job…. Kids seem to know witches are safe and cool. They feel our loving energies.”
Maybe she’ll meet a nice girl on her field hockey team.
How does he not have a man bun?
Man, where’s the “stand your ground” for women law...
I hate to be pedantic, but if the Loch Ness monster is real, then it wouldn’t have been a tadpole in 2003. Surely.
Kids are the worst!
Some people scream when they’re scared. Some people’s heart races. I cry. And this story, no matter when I read it or how many times I read it, makes me cry. That shit is scary.
Oh fuck no, I get creeped out when I wake up to my four-year-old whispering to me because she wants to sleep in our bed, I’d be calling our priest for that one.
Omg y’all stop saying SKITTERED! I’m sitting in the school pick up lane laughing myself to tears looking like a damn idiot.