She’s really an awful human being.

Wendy has always been a horrible person in my book. Please go somewhere and shut the fuck up forever.

It’s so frustrating. He’s the only one on the Republican side that I can be like “alright, fair enough” and then he says/does something so misogynistic that I’m just like “no. No. Not happening. Stop.”

Remember, kids. This is the “reasonable” one.

But it’s bad, baaad writing. This is almost as bad as that Ed Sheeran lyric, “will your lips remember the taste of my love?” PFFFFFTTTT.

IS FLOSSIE GON’ HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH?

goddamnit I forgot to buy a fishnet maxi to take on my vacation

I think Rihanna blue-balling Drake might be my sexual orientation...

I like this headline. Is “the teaser” the dick or the butt?

They’re hella sexy together. It’s almost annoying.

Lol you covered for me, thank you my friend.

no, six. It mutated and grew an extra one.

whoops, five. fuck it.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

The only thing dirtier than the water

Tears be gone.

Rio Olympics motto:

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

The U.S. will send 48 rowers to Rio, they will be as forewarned and forearmed as the federation can make them