#TeamBlacChyna fo’ real. Tyga grosses me out.

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

I always think of this when reading shitty comments:

“Do we have to take from this that there should be lots of minorities everywhere?”

“I regret that my comments could be misinterpreted. Or were definitely misinterpreted. Or interpreted correctly. I’m sorry blacks are so sensitive. I’m sorry that any of them heard or read my comments which were not intended for them. I’m sorry that in the face of this constant black persecution I’ve had a 50+ year…

Blind bitch is just salty she couldn’t give Danny Latimer justice.

We’ve been over this already. Being in her late twenties, she’s just too old for him. Cruel cruel fate has caused her to grow one year older, annually. It will never happen and love is dead.

I have a hard time with Coldplay. I hate them, but then I remember how much my late BFF loooovvved them and then I miss her. But maybe she’d hate what they’ve become? Mostly, I just want her back so we can smoke one last joint together and I could have taken her to our class reunion like I promised in our last…

They were one step away from calling her “uppity” — it was uncomfortably blatant.

After her fight with Holm, she better take some boxing lessons.

White Feminism: The Motion Picture.

I love Tina Fey but I already know I’m not going to watch this.

there is should be, Holm will win anyways

Dear Tina Fey,

Lean In and Punch a Bitch.

Meanwhile Hollywood says they just can’t find enough people of color for movies and they keep throwing Rousey no acting ass in movies. It wasn’t like Rousey was the most likable person, and got her ass handed to her the last time we saw her. Viola Davis called them out and they keep trying to shove people like Rousey…

Peak White Feminism in a movie.