I am.

In 2001. Spade would have been in the fourth year of a popular sitcom (Just Shoot Me) and it was when he released the original Joe Dirt. He’s never been A-list for sure, but that would have probably been his peak on the B.

Friend, fellow climber, and Yamakei magazine editor Hiroshi Hagiwara tells The Guardian, “It’s a great loss for our community. I had climbed with her in the past.”

Even just reading this makes my heart rate go up.

I miss Shade Court.

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

Question: has “thirsty” officially jumped the shark?

This little shit thinks he has room to talk about “thirsty”?

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

It’s like, you know, whatever, and stuff...

Well, I guess you can call me in two years.

Favorite part? The student going, “DAMN!” Because, I agree with her. Damn. That was terrific.

Naw. I’ve learned early on. Death is no big deal. It’s just a thing you do.

Meh, I don’t care either way. Sometimes I kinda want to die.

Probably still going to worry about it tbh.

Regina Hall is a highlight of everything she’s in because she’s fantastic.

Maybe he has a painting in his attic.

After the first Scary Movie they all sucked but Brenda still the best