Jezebel didn’t even post the best picture, the one of Obama totally losing it.

Ummm...a baby in a tiny white trench? With a tiny designer purse? Whose first complete sentence is “It’s handled”? I would die a thousand adorable deaths.

Starred because that definitely looks like an asshole cat.

Dude didn’t sound like an asshole. That cat’s an asshole.

You know many wise 18 year olds?

Gay was facing a maximum prison sentence of 15 years. “He’s going to be somebody’s — I hate to use the word ‘bitch,’ but that’s exactly what he’s going to be…so I am willing to put him on probation,” Judge Argyres explained. She gave Gay a final warning. “I’m willing to give you a chance,” she said. “You bow it, it’s…

I wonder if this is him. (facebook link.) Right name. Right location. Right age. And if it is, oh, yeah, the kid is toast if he goes to prison. And I can see why the judge said what she is said if this is the right kid. The kid is cute and looks like a strong breeze could knock him over.

Yep. Hence why I think what this judge said is completely reasonable.

Well, that’s a different issue - and one that is also problematic.

Not speaking to this judge, as I don't know her history. It is interesting though that a judge is protecting someone from the possibility of rape when actual folks who have been raped rarely see justice in a courtroom.

It's the judges job to scare people straight, if possible.

I don’t think it was a joke. Prison rape is a scary reality and bringing it up put more weight behind the warning.

Well, the thing is, everything the judge said is true.

It’s something one of my sassy stripper cousins would say. They are all HILARIOUS bitches and I love them. Goddamn that is gold.

I was sold within the first three tweets. I loved the term “hoeism.”

My favorite was, “Pussy is worth thousands.”

THE BEST line ever.

My favorite is “who is this white boy & wats wrong wit y’all” “babe. neither of us are the same...”

i liked ‘so i went to the pool. i mean i am in florida’ lololol

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