I am stalwart in my against-society opinion that Benedict Cumberbatch is not hot. Peer pressure and all of the world's opinion be damned.

why aren't we allowed to drink at work?

I shall humbly submit to your stern-face emoticon, and feel the appropriate shame.

Ah, your being in the community softens my view a bit. That makes it much less hate-crimey than if you were outside their community and just thought they'd be an easy target.

My word was leprechaun. The weird thing was the guilt from the act of cheating imprinted the correct spelling onto my brain anyway...

ಠ_ಠ

That "lie" makes me very sad, Gaysian.

(I posted a Real Monsters pic earlier in response to the Taylor Swift video — I haven't thought about these goddamn things since I was a kid, and now they seem to be cropping up in everything I see)

"I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal, who seemed to know what my secret was."

Me reading that line.

I'm sorry, this man obviously has many, many troubles but he abused an animal. It's being played for laughs and shock value but that's what happened and I wish those who report on this story would stop dancing around that fact. This isn't too far from young kids who are physically or sexually abused in the home who…

OH BOY. I was all . . . well, if it's consensual, I'm not gonna judge! And then:

"But zoophilia draws on the desire to elicit consent nonverbally from the animal, as much as a person can."

LETS GET FISHICAL, FISHICAL

This is so, so heartbreaking. What kind, gentle, bright and beautiful young people. Fuck.

Which is why it's Igloo's favorite pizza.

Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

I dislike them on principle (because ew), but also just because they're not very entertaining to me. I like it when assholes get publicly humiliated or when the revenge is particularly clever. I know the server probably got a kick out of it, but as a reader I get no satisfaction from the knowledge that this horrible…

The only dating advice my mother ever gave me was "Never date a man who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter." It has served me well.

I wouldn't be too concerned about Tay, "Shake it Off" isn't even the best song off 1989.