You tip on the bill, not its components. As someone else mentions, sure, there’s no more work on a pricey bottle than a cheap one, but SOP, again, is tip on bill. And this is just my opinion, but tip on total, don’t go looking for the pre-tax subtotal. Err on the side of generosity.

E.g., the undefeated 1972 Dolphins would be crushed by any S.E.C. team today.

As a bourbon-preferrer, I say get rid of the gin entirely, replace with bourbon = Boulevardier. I also agree that the primary spirit should be slightly increased over the subsidiary Campari and sweet vermouth.

I think you can extend that to fuck every single one of the people at a Kenny Chesney concert so hard.

“to try to ruin somebody’s life because... well, not because they didn’t agree with me, exactly, but because they agreed with me, but not on every exact thing.”

. . . describes a big swath of the extreme left. A place I might inhabit if it weren’t for the complete lack of perspective or measure. They get a very…

It’s incredible to me that he was re-elected, but somehow even more incredible that he didn’t just resign. “Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?”

Yoko, bro.

NCAA - “getting free shit is so serious to us, you’re better off facing state shoplifting charges.”

“Not going to L.A.” can’t be a legitimate gripe. It’s barely a move at all.

Oh, Jay.

No. No, you don't.

EVERY fucking fuck is on display.

I just checked the internet. I only see reddit and upprox references, nothing I could consider authoritative. So maybe/probably wrong? But I've seen pictures where his eyes look pretty normal, so I wonder.

You know this, I'm sure, but the eyes are contacts intended to make him look doe-eyed and sympathetic. If you didn't know this, I've just changed your world, haven't I?

If you said Lagunitas Daytime, you are wrong. I love the regular Lagunitas IPA, but Daytime just tastes . . . weird.

No.

You cannot be accused of resting on a landscape of relentless rehashing.

Actual question! Isn't Foles . . . good? Isn't Bradford always injured and not especially good when he's not? I feel like I'm missing something serious, like, is it an open secret that Foles slept with Kelly's wife?

You mustn't read a lot of crime reports. "Early Saturday morning" ALWAYS means between midnight at 3 in these kinds of cases.

Why, oh why, would any celebrity ever respond to someone with eight followers? That's like responding to the guy mumbling to himself as you cross each other's path on the sidewalk. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"