I wonder if that "punk rock hero" thing may have been a joke? A super-obvious joke? Maybe you take things a little *too* seriously.

No, we're anti-sportswriters-using-routine-acts-by-normal-athletes-to-demonstrate-some-sort-of-magical-ethos-possessed-by-only-a-select-few-and-inculcated-by-a-particular-team.

You should look into who Dan Jenkins is before your panties twist too tight.

That's some hustle, right there.

He was, without a doubt, the MVP of 17% of the games the Dodgers played this season.

Good argument for hiring him as a coach.

Aside - Did I miss it, or has SNF still not mentioned that Rodgers' six TD passes in the half ties Lamonica's record? I fear only I care.

A beautiful animal, but I hear it had beaten its calves with a switch, and knocked out its cow. It needed to die.

"Just look at that beautiful creature. It needs to die."

Bite, teeth, chew, chomp. Anybody got a joke generator I can feed these through?

Sports customers care more about the product they buy than most other consumers. They love the product, they live the product. They talk about it, they complain about it, they celebrate it. When you're in the business of selling sports, you should encourage *any* kind of involvement - the biggest fan is also the…

But that only makes sense if the movie business works like this:

No response? SHOCKING.

Bitter American and Scrimshaw are my go-to low-ABV's. I have an on-again, off-again relationship with Lagunita's Daytime lo-ABV IPA. Sometimes I like it, sometimes it tastes *all wrong*. Not sure what makes that happen.

Pierzynski, deciding he wants a wider impact than just "clubhouse cancer," heads into the seats.

Corn snakes are pretty white/cream and orange-ish, so maybe? Coral snakes are banded (very pretty) and highly venomous.

A coral snake? Wow. Living dangerously. I'm hoping you mean corn snake.

Joel Johnson promised us he'd do something about these posts.

It's funny, I understand your point, and yet, I can also tell the gays make you angry. Maybe women, too.

I'm seriously curious about this, and know nothing about it. "Held his line"? The car a few fractions of a second before glides by. Stewart's, on the other hand, quickly jerks right and hits the guy. How is that "holding his line"? To my ignorant eyes (but with pretty good vision), we see one driver "hold his line,"…