Time to update the motto:

You missed accelerator pedal falling off.

The Way, Way Back (2013) is all too relatable for the teenage me.

I am almost positive that I board on the left because that is where the door is. I tried boarding from the right once. And there is no way for me to get in. Not to mention that there is no ladder or gangway. The windows dont open. I mean I guess I could climb in through the cock pit window but I still have to get up…

You forgot about Wallace Shawn?!?

I call it the Cryber Truck.  Seems to only generate sadness for its owners.

What Tesla board whispers to each other after musk pitches a new idea and leaves the room.

No, that would be “We have no fucking idea what we’re doing, but we will sell empty promises to anyone and everyone. Wanna buy?”

I like the idea of a driving test for self-driving capabilities. We could even adapt the name of the test used to see if an AI can convince people through conversation that it’s human, to automotive use - call it the “Touring Test”!

In relation to his mental state, escalating drug use and his the performance of his FSD, probably Crashland. Though I’d also accept Wayland.

Quite real.

Worst thing about owning a car is that I don’t really have any choice in the matter. I have to own a car. I know this will sound sacrilegious on a site built around the joy of driving but... I don’t want to have to drive everywhere. Mainly because most of my driving is uninspiring commuting or freeway driving or…

A reboot wouldn’t need Richardson, because it’s obvious that at least some time in the intervening 25 years, Jill Taylor 100% would have wised up and left her asshat of a husband. Tim Taylor in 2024 is definitely a divorced sad dad living bitterly alone, unable to grasp how his current state of a affairs is a direct…

Tim Allen is a coke snitch, always worth remembering, really sad the reaper took John Ritter instead of him

Maybe that is the point.  Make a $100k+ truck and “eat the rich”

bones? where we’re going we don’t need bones!

I still can’t believe this thing is real and people pay lots of money to own one. You can buy a F-450 Super Duty for what you’d pay for a CT.

Once they get a taste for carrot they cannot be stopped. 

The truck does have a censor for the front of the frunk’s door

Don’t forget Al Franken’s oft-repeated “I like Ted Cruz more than most people like Ted Cruz, and I hate Ted Cruz.”