If it’s not ants, it must be uncles.

Was a’fore or after ol’ Jed and his family moved to Beverly Hills after striking oil on his land?

It’s just a single really busy driver. /s

Beemers, Cybertrucks, and bigass pickups.

Any truck with modified suspension.

I’m really confused as to why Tesla hasn’t swept this competition. There are SO many of them on the road, and it’s a Model S, it’ll have vanity plates.

Yes, WE KNOW it does an acceleration trick. Yes, WE EXPECT you to use it as soon as we move left to pass you. 

“Advanced Horseplay” sounds like it could have been the title of that never-seen, referenced-in-clip-shows Western episode

Kook-Aid. I like it.

Don’t denigrate kool-aid, man.

Our previous President showed us that it's ok to lie, and there will still be enough stupid people to possibly vote you into office again.  

It’s best to just assume from the start that everything Elmo says is a lie.

Rebel what now?

This feels like the 70s when networks would create spin-offs for anything even moderately successful.

Sheldon Brides.
After Sheldon.
The Sheldon Palace.

IMHO she is this generations pretty white blonde girl with nice rack. She’s not ugly by any means but she is definitely a type for a lot of people. Sixteen year old me would have studied her work extensively.

KITT used a ramjet IIRC.

Maybe he will make good on his promise to add cold-air thrusters, which according to him will make it able to fly. Cold-air thrusters is compressed air. Nothing more.

Not a full segment on him, but he blasted him for his work with Timeshare Exit Team on this one. 

Others are in favor of their Cybertrucks developing orange stains, saying that they’re looking forward to the patina the stainless steel may develop.

You know, if this keeps up I might start to believe that Elon doesn’t think things through.