This song needed more cowbell...

Silver lining: The bad acting gets it halfway towards being a good porn parody, and they can use the same name and cast!

A little piece of me just withered up and died! Did Kevin come out of retirement to shake his coupon-maker in a pair of Old Navy jeans? I'd expect this from 98 degrees, but not BSB.

I don't know why, but I'd feel especially weirded out if I saw a bald man wearing this shirt.

This is terrible and I really shouldn't have laughed at any point of this article, but c'mon, I literally did a spit take, spewing energy drink all over my computer, when I read: "If there were a legitimate method for penile lengthening, Johnson & Johnson...". Yes, Johnson & Johnson WOULD develop the product that…

I love this scene! I have dog socks for my Yorkie and every time I put them on him I announce: "Is your dog too LOUD? Try Yorkie Mittens", at which point my boyfriend questions our entire relationship and takes the socks off of the dog and walks away with him. :-(

I'll give Amanda Bynes one thing, she's no quitter! If she set out to smoke and drive as much as she wants to, she will do it until the end!

It also feels like I'm constantly staring at the pantless wizard behind the curtain while watching these mass-produced shows turn out mediocre mass-produced pop-stars and future Dancing With the Stars cast mates. And at the rate that the media is turning everyday people into future reality-hasbeens, all of these…

"Not her planet, yours."? This bothers me in about a trillion and a quarter ways, but I'll just go over my two top gripes, to save on time. First, as a former member of Pseudo Fitness who works out in the weight and cable section I often felt like them men in that section treated me as if I had ambled into their…

I don't know about you but a man throwing a rock just makes my panties drop! It has been scientifically proven (and by scientifically proven I mean imagined by same male ego that thinks sperm is the cure for cancer and cystic acne) that when a man throws a rock he is showcasing his promising ability to one day pick…

Kim K. is so self centered that I'm convinced of two things: she is going to petition that cancer now be spelled with a K (because it's obvious that the disease is all about her life), and she also probably gets in the mood by watching herself just lying there naked, on camera.

Well, if he did get down to chopping down morning wood, that skirt he put on would come in handy: Provides easy access and fewer wrinkles.

just going for the insult...and apparently getting nightmares in return. Now this gif makes her look like Courtney Stodden, but younger!

she looks like a blonde snooki here. And that scares me more than anything!

Wait, he was allowed (and able) to write "vagina" without dissolving into a putrid puddle of sick? Seems like only yesterday the word vagina was banned from Republican public discourse.

I'm cool with public marriage proposals so long as the trend doesn't ever extend to flash mob births, or public honeymoon nights! That's all that I ask for!

I was privy to Kanye's twittersation with himself and it made me want to backhand him. I found myself audibly responding to his pseudo-introspection, with "Putting 'bad' in front of 'bitch' doesn't make it a compliment, you fathead! It just means that the woman that you're currently degrading has some qualities that…

I think I just vomited (a lot) in my mouth, as a result of that guy's response to your smiling. I would have said, "Oh, I'm smiling because I just went all Lorraina Bobbit on the last guy who tried to do something to my mouth." *say cheese!* But, good for you for being a smiley person. I didn't know there were…

lol, I've had a similar experience! Awesome response! My mother just said, "Well, that was embarrassing.", to which I said, "I know, how embarrassing for that guy to be an ass in public." My mother just shook her head. Parents just don't understand.

Katie, love this post! Catcalls are the reason I started blogging. I personally hate it when guys call me "Mami" because I've taken great pains to avoid becoming a mami (thank Science for whore pills!). But, in the grand scheme of things, "Mami" isn't the worse. This mother's day I walked to the store in yoga pants…