OMG, yes! I just thought it was an unfertilized egg jumping out!

I'm sure he'll write both of their vows, pick out her dresses, orchestrate at least five costume changes for himself, lay the track for their wedding march, he'll have hov officiate (ah-ha *in hov voice*), and interrupt everyone during their wedding toasts. She'll stand there with a vacant look in her eyes, mouth…

What in all that is horny in the world is going on at Mount-me Sinai? Just last month a Mt. Sinai urologist was caught taking up-skirt picks of women on 14th street. With a surgeon like this, one should be worried about ending up with more than just a stray Junion Mint inside of them. Gives new meaning to so many…

I think this might have just inspired me to start a band so that we can have Idris featured on our record! Also, I think Luther needs a new love interest. Perhaps a smart young Latina from New York City. Just throwing it out there.

I'd rather see tons of pictures of adorable babies than tons of pictures of food. Seriously, why do I even care that you had a pretty panini (no pun intended, I think) and how important is it for me to see an instagram photo of your lobster roll? It's food! Just eat it!

This is what I looked like at the Blogher '12 conference while visiting the expos and free give aways...."FREE BREAKFAST SANDWICHES IN A KIDDIE POOL? YES, PLEASE!"

Same here! I know my sexy pics won't make my manski not look up porn. I too want to take a few professional sexy pics, not so much for him, but more so for me. Seriously, I work friggin' hard for my body and I want some photogenic documentation of it, for myself. I also want "pin-up" pics, and athletic/fitness…

Vagina power! No, seriously, how much more powerful is a tight vagina!? It could hold a penis in a "headlock" and shove babies out in one quick push! It can also make women who insecure about their saggy vajayjays feel "empowered" because they made it through checkout while buying these products without sunglasses…

I can't imagine a potential employer running a Google search and finding my googles online. Oy, vey! It's like, I might as well submit job applications as Boobs McGee, if I ever had work done by Dr. Koo.

Have you read any of these? http://gawker.com/5934202/unemployment-stories-vol-five-i-go-to-bed-every-night-hoping-i-wont-wake-up?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I'm currently trying to tinker with my email account to have that be my signature quote! I am seriously about to start my own sports franchise (or Fantasy Football team) and hire her. But seriously, as someone who has also been looking for work for almost a year, I totally understand how you just want to send the…

I think the Zac Efron ad should have featured him in nothing but the jeans, to you know, highlight the jeans and not allow us to be distracted by other items of clothing! There is nothing like clothing to distract someone from coveting more clothing! Also, if they had oiled him up a bit, the light reflecting off of…

Good thing he didn't find Leila Tarantino's tampon on the back porch,after cops had yanked it out and surely discarded it somewhere in Manatee, Florida, where everything else, including shit-spreading douche bags, get dumped. Just imagine his mother's Carrie-esque horror!

I can't even begin to wrap my head around this! Even if this woman did have a kilo of coke-laced Twinkies up her "vestibule" cops surely could have waited to release the craken at the police station, as opposed to the side of the road, in front of her kids.

why does a spanking go a long way in shaping a responsible adult? What does a spanking do that other forms of punishment or the removal of privileges doesn't?

I understand what you're saying, and yes, I realize that I'm lumping them all together, in part because I believe that "spanking" still enforces the idea of violence as a valid form of behavioral correction. A spank is still hitting, no matter how softly. I believe that it still shows a child that when they feel…

I'm so excited to get sucked into Mindy's show. After news that 30 Rock and Community are being chopped into half-seasons, I know that Mindy's show will be salve for that kind of media burn!

I kinda stopped reading after you suggested John Goodman and was like, "Eff Rihanna, now I just want John Goodman to sell me lotion!" Hell, I want him to sell me tampons, umbrellas and friggin' Activia! I love that man! I guess it'll also make sense if he was endorsed by a bowling ball manufacturer and Sunglass…

I shall spread the word! Can we make this trend on Twitter, ASAP!?

And the boy who knocked her in the upwards direction...does he get suspended as well? Does he get home schooled, or lectured, or zapped with a taser on the testicles? Anything? Can each family member of the preggo deliver a swift kick to the boy's sack? C'mon people!