Nope, never OK. I worked in the child welfare system for five years and the horror stories that I've been privy to would give grown ups nightmares. Spanking only teaches children that when you're annoyed or frustrated with someone you respond with violence. Also, it's sickening that grown adults would physically…

I love the way that Women's Nike utilizes female athletes, but that is only one company out of how many? Those Nike ads get my psyched to go all "ovaries-out" during a workout or competition...as gross as that sounds. Sorry.

So, wait, a study shows that more men than ever are shopping for their FAMILIES and the store owner decides to make a man-aisle that stocks chips, bbq sauce and beer. What the hell kind of shopping loot is your man going to bring home to feed your family? I demand single-women's aisle, because that is obviously a…

lol, that just made my day! I don't want to say that I appreciate your "input on my vagina" because that just sounds all intercourse-y, but your opinion is much appreciated! I shall put it to a vote!

lol I like it! Soon there'll be a whole swaggervagger movement and female swag will take over the world!

A previous Jezebel article had me wondering if I want to nickname my vagina "muffin", but now that I'm on a mission to emit swagger and money from my baby-chute, I'm going to name it Swaggermuffin!

I suck at taking birth control because I'm uninsured and it's hard to remember when to take something that I cannot afford! It's like when I forget to lock the car I can't afford, or turn off the stove in the house I don't have. Good thing I remember to keep applying to jobs!

I've seen a few arguments that state that it's fine to bring a baby or small child as long as the parent "makes sure that they behave". Um, good luck with that! I would argue that parents can rarely control whether or not a baby cries, get fussy or poopie. Also, good luck controlling a toddler's breakdown, or their…

Having grown up in a Puerto Rican household I didn't actually know the word "vagina" until Jr. high school, because it was always referred to in some Spanish slang, like: Chocha, Toto, Toti, Chicha, La Cosa Loca ("the crazy thing"), or Crica. All of these are on par with twat or cunt. I still haven't heard anyone in…

Rick Ross's bus was ransacked by Honey BooBoo Child's family in preparation for her next Toddlers Pimptacular pageant. *insert neck swivel and belly slap here*

He's loyal, determined and he is not a quitter! Oh, and he's a sick fkclown

I say, stick by your guns and advocate hardcore for Thunderdragon, because that's what you Thunderdragons do! You never give up!!! I, personally, would suggest that my brand spankin' new shared last name be Potion, or Bird, or Sick. This is simply because my middle name is Love, and anything else would just be…

When I read the title of this piece I imagined Deb from "Dexter" saying it.

If we're going to cast a short, squeaky voiced Christian Grey, I might as well be in the running! No, Randy Taylor must be left in my teeny-bopper date night at a carnival fantasies. I vote for Michael C. Hall! He's got hot sociopath down to a science. Yummers!

In his next movie, Looper 2, JGL plays a younger version of Adam Carolla, and has been hired by funny women everywhere to kill the older version of himself!

G-Dawg? Will she be wearing a bandanna and have "Thug Life" tatted on her abdomen? WTF? I was born and raised in the Bronx and I've never heard anything so absurd. However, if this is a trend I predict that my mother will get in on it, so I better prepare myself to coach my children in calling my mother:…

I'm loving this right now! Makes Beiber a little more tolerable when mashed up with something from my teeny-bopper days. It's like the applesauce to my peas!

lol the link was informative, but I was a caseworker and I personally met a La-a, during one of my home visits. She was three, so she was named after the "urban legend" of the name started to persist. Crazily enough, I've told a few coworkers about the name and a few have said that they now want to name a daughter…

lol, I'd be offended if I wasn't so proud. I'm proud of my name, just as I'm proud that I'm Latina. Cultures borrow from one another and that's fine. Sharing is a means towards growth, understanding and change. Plus, it's always fun to see people's reactions when my name is called and I stand up.

With recent stats indicating that teen pregnancies are down, I can't even begin to rationalize this trend as a result of teenagers one-upping each other with stupid names. These names are primarily thought up from the fucked up imaginations of their parents! I know a La-a (pronounced Ladasha). How in all that is…