Did no one notice the “POTCO” storefront across the street?

Mike Mignola style.

Fresh out of college I my live-in girlfriend and I visited my mom. We stayed the night. I don’t recall why, but we brought some laundry and my mom’s dryer wasn’t working very well. Come morning, her clothes that were running in the dryer overnight quite dry and she didn’t have dry underwear for the ride home. (Didn’t…

You are one hoopy frood, Aimée.

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” 

Thank you. Too often, the MSM (and Republicans) portrays MLK as a “let’s all just get along and things will be great” figure. Even worse, Republicans claim MLK would have been a conservative (and they can f*ck right off). To wit:

- He was assassinated supporting a union strike.
- Just before he was assassinated, he…

The burning question now is what happened when the scientist after 3 days turned the monkey back on?

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

So basically exactly what happened with HB2! Fun!

Slave bikini Samuel L. Jackson, “What are you looking at, motherfucker?!”

I don’t call the police for anything, ever. Car’s been broken into? They won’t respond because the monetary value is less than $3000. My ex is sending me threats because I don’t want to keep his stuff forever? They’d probably side with him. Some guy follows me home from the bar? They take 30 minutes to show up, at…

Make some new land, Stan.

New safety regulations will now be instituted to ensure a large number of evacuation routes from lava viewing areas so that no observers become trapped. From now on, the rule will be that there must be fifty ways to leave your lava.

*PENIS SOMEHOW ELECTED PRESIDENT

It’s never a bad thing.

I think that’s what pizzagate is; “spectral evidence” gone viral.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

They don’t care. There’s also no better way to make someone dig their heels in than revealing they’ve been conned.

Presumably, he would also laugh like this:

Since the human version of the simulation is equally awful, something tells me the creep factor is not due to the macaque’s larynx...