Including 1979's The Littlest Hobo!

Came for Darkwing Duck. Satisfied.

Fucking starch masks gets me EVERY TIME.

Are you pregnate?

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

English farmer Maud Lee and her daughter Pat enjoying tea with their lamb Betty in 1949

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

I was napping in our guest room one Monday morning when I woke up to hearing someone running up and down the stairs, and the swishing of track pants. ‘Give me five minutes Daniel,’ I said, assuming it was my son. Then I sat up with a start - it was Monday. My son was in school. The footsteps and swishing continued. I…

This isn’t my story, personally, but it’s one that has kicked around my family for so long that it definitely feels like it’s mine. It’s been told and re-told, but I do think that the central details are very solid.

She was at “Cook Out”. As an ardent fan of Cook Out over the past 10 years, when you need a Cook Out milkshake, you just have to get it. No matter the time. This is 100% completely understandable.

And now, your Friday feels:

Those strategically located cats are my second favorite thing in the world right now. (First favorite being whoever leaked the tape.)

And “Open Letter.”

If he stopped to think things over before doing them he wouldn’t be Donald Trump.

People who write manifestos have the cowardice/decency to either remain in the shadows or off themselves (typically after killing a bunch of innocent people first, unfortunately).

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…