If Carly really wanted to shut down ISIS, she would become their CEO. They would be out of business in 6 months.

I’d love to read what you said there but my father screamed at me so loud I can’t even hear my own voice in my head anymore.

Quality on the Revell visible V-8 has really fallen off. If you’re like me and remember the one you built as a kid, you’ll be disappointed.

I really wanted to see Carson attack the turkey with a hammer.

MH is the Postal abbreviation for Morth Hakota, the 73rd state.

That’s not Geordi. That’s his brother Jermaine LaForge.

Love this game right now.

Really. Heaven is going to be full of boring Flanderses. All the interesting people are going to hell.

It’s almost as if they decided to put PA on some kind of list.

To hazard a guess, it might just be that the Ultimates’ big gamble is to find a way to stop Galactus from being hungry all the time.

The Commonwealth of Virginia used to allow you to pay an “Uninsured Motor Vehicle Fee” at which point you could happily careen around like you were driving inside a pachinko machine.

Good news. This means we’ll have a lot of good material for next weeks highlight reel.

Anybody else get a real “Stomping Land” vibe from that video?

They should have held on to this article till Sunday!, Sunday!, Sunday!

Congratulations. It’s an unfortunate man who gets put in an iron maiden. It’s an idiot who climbs in and tries to make a phone call.

Love it. It’s got kind of a “Deathrace” feel to it. Was that intentional?

Me: “I’m pretty sure Ned Beatty is stuck in your chimney.”

Of course, Jim Jordan is concerned with the government not wasting money. That’s why he insisted that they keep buying M1 tanks, even though the Army says they don’t need any more. It’s only a coincidence that they’re made in his home state.

The saddest part would seem to be that she got custody of his right arm.

They appear to be vacuum cleaner attachments.