Warp nacelles.

Man, the first season of Psych was weirder than I remember.

But with skidplates!

Not only that but the guy with the boarding house reach totally roll-blocked black pilgrim at :22.

First car story: When I went to buy my first car, my Dad gave me a choice between a Javelin and a '72 Maverick. I chose the Javelin and in true fashion, was over ruled by my dad who assured me the Maverick would be easier to work on. Oh well, at least it was a two-door.

Yes, flawsome.

Answer: Not this one.

It came from McDonalds so I'm gonna guess no.

You'ld think Jenna Jameson could at least afford to fly coach still.

Coincidentally, I would have to be at least this drunk to attend a political lecture.

You win everything, forever.

Also, this guy is wondering where his invitation went.

Reminds me of an old girlfriend...

Marlo Thomas?

Just walk everywhere like a cartoon cowboy. Presto. Now Imma go work on peace in the Middle East, back for dinner.

Actually, it's awful, because I don't know a single dude who has a story like that, but nearly every woman I know does.

Only if I get to play Max. I have to have this voice for some reason.

A few have even taken the furlough day as an opportunity to volunteer