Yes, flawsome.

Answer: Not this one.

It came from McDonalds so I'm gonna guess no.

You'ld think Jenna Jameson could at least afford to fly coach still.

Coincidentally, I would have to be at least this drunk to attend a political lecture.

You win everything, forever.

Also, this guy is wondering where his invitation went.

Reminds me of an old girlfriend...

Marlo Thomas?

Just walk everywhere like a cartoon cowboy. Presto. Now Imma go work on peace in the Middle East, back for dinner.

Actually, it's awful, because I don't know a single dude who has a story like that, but nearly every woman I know does.

Only if I get to play Max. I have to have this voice for some reason.

A few have even taken the furlough day as an opportunity to volunteer

Also, the talent portion would be all awesome slam-dunks and van surfing.

At 8 seconds I see an Auto Plus next to a JP loan. Can't read the yellow sign but that should be a clue as to where it is.

Not only does it come with a bomb, you can't get rid of it. Legally, it's one of those mattress tag type deals.

If she comes out as the first lesbian, atheist president, I personally will vote for her 100 times.

Run! It's the ghost of Jim Morrison!