His fame will fade. The people who are using him to front their agenda will move on to the next shill. No woman will put up with being saddled with a 300 pound social pariah. He'll produce no children, have no real friends, his obnoxious family will be a constant reminder of all he's lost. No company will want the…

That seems to be the ultimate slippery slope of half-witted legislation like "stand your ground", isn't it? Zimmerman has proven to be an unstable murderer so why wouldn't a normal person fear for their life in his presence? So the next guy in line kills him and then he's a proven unstable nutbag so the next guy…

Maximum Fluoride Protection.

Now I'm disappointed. From the picture, I assumed he was going to be teaching the dog Karate.

Too many eels.

Definitely not cocaine. Don't even bother to check. It's cool.

Also, why is the container still full when she runs her finger through it? OMG #FALSEFLAG

First of all, everyone whose comment along with the author are retarded.

"Cardigan Welsh Corgis do have tails."

It's not so much the beard, it's the cleft chin.

Here's my favorite bit of Bond trivia. Flemming described bond as looking like Hoagy Carmichael.

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard and so long in my entire life.

Still kind of pissed that the Greensboro Hornets had to give up the name when Charlotte took it and then they promptly left anyway, leaving us with the Greensboro Bats.

Could be worse. Mine likes to see how many tiny pieces he can rip them into and then see how widely he can distribute the aforementioned tiny pieces.

Scariest part of the haunting is not the loud baning, it's one question. "Whos hand was I holding?"

Glad to see someone is supporting my "bring back the rumble seat" movement. 23-skidoo!

A true gentleman always holds the oven door for a lady.

It's confusing because they didn't use his first name, "Septic".

Alaska's Salmon-thirty-salmon.