Scariest part of the haunting is not the loud baning, it's one question. "Whos hand was I holding?"

Glad to see someone is supporting my "bring back the rumble seat" movement. 23-skidoo!

A true gentleman always holds the oven door for a lady.

It's confusing because they didn't use his first name, "Septic".

Alaska's Salmon-thirty-salmon.

Are we sure that's a he? Not to be all judgmental and stuff but whoever it is runs like a girl or a cartoon bear.

Chewbacca looks like he's about to do Hamlet's soliloquy.

It's funnier my way. Now the joke is as dead as that teacher.

Meanwhile, the teacher was just awarded "Employee of the Month" at the local Applebee's. Congratulations.

I was hoping for something about going down to the bear pits.

Pretty sure that's Count Chocula.

I deem you King of the Internet, long may you reign.

So THAT's what that is!

Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day.

It's like they've just staggered out of a cave and are trying to figure out how it works.

Siri is beginning to remind me of GLaDOS.

My first though was that they were remaking the Clint Eastwood\Sergio Leone pictures with an all female cast.

Beat me to it.

I was about to say the same thing. Pulled the rear seats out 2 weeks after we got it and replaced it with a bed liner in the back. We use it like a small utility van and it's been great for almost 300k miles.

To expect those who ban books to actually read them before becoming outraged is giving them far too much credit.