Then why is there a point in have a competition to determine who is the fastest person with a penis and then the fastest person with a vagina?

Or the best across different genders. If you want to "best of the best" as you say, you either accept the fact that you're competing inside a sandbox based on gender or based of levels or performance. Either way, it's a sandbox.

Or the best across different genders. If you want to "best of the best" as you say, you either accept the fact that you're competing inside a sandbox based on gender or based of levels or performance. Either way, it's a sandbox.

Or the best across different genders. If you want to "best of the best" as you say, you either accept the fact that you're competing inside a sandbox based on gender or based of levels or performance. Either way, it's a sandbox.

Or the best across different genders. If you want to "best of the best" as you say, you either accept the fact that you're competing inside a sandbox based on gender or based of levels or performance. Either way, it's a sandbox.

Or the best across different genders.

That's an interesting theory...

I don't think so. I you split competition into multiple divisions instead of just male\female, you do away with weird things like "gender testing" and you get down to actual competition.

The idea is that we would have more than one division. Sort of like boxing but with performance based metrics instead of based on weight.

I don't really understand why we separate sport into male and female divisions.

Father of the decade. Seriously.

"Here, hold my beer"

When they said "badger-esque" I was thinking of a more "Norbert Sykes", "hunga-dunga" type of badger.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to get insurance. That whole place would be one giant "News of the Weird" story waiting to happen.

He was even smaller at one point during this run. I seem to remember him fighting bugs and mice and such. It's been a while.

I've always thought that the perfect prison would be a large hyperbaric chamber. Run them up to a couple atmospheres and they're not going anywhere for a while.

William Bell has held pole vault world records in the age groups 75-79, 80-84, and 85-89.

That's appropriate. Rush has always been a shambling mound.

Even as we speak, Ollie and Sarah Palin are working on a plan to bust him out of the pen. probably using Limbaugh's distended body as some sort of hot-air balloon. They they're going to travel around the country A-Team style, making the world safe for Jesus and other white people.