I've always thought that the perfect prison would be a large hyperbaric chamber. Run them up to a couple atmospheres and they're not going anywhere for a while.

William Bell has held pole vault world records in the age groups 75-79, 80-84, and 85-89.

That's appropriate. Rush has always been a shambling mound.

Even as we speak, Ollie and Sarah Palin are working on a plan to bust him out of the pen. probably using Limbaugh's distended body as some sort of hot-air balloon. They they're going to travel around the country A-Team style, making the world safe for Jesus and other white people.

You think he's not going to get at least some kind of gig with Fox news after this is over? You've got more faith in humanity than I do.

I had the same reaction with 2 cigarettes so it averages out.

I'm compelled to point out that that "trident" has 5 points...