He was SOOOOO handsome on this cover, this is my favorite album of his as well. “I Can’t Help It” is one of the sweetest, most romantic songs ever recorded, a beautiful Stevie penned gem!

In a beautiful, twisted alternate-reality 1980s:

Also, the album is perfect and is his best solo album. This is not debatable.

OK, now you owe it to us to rewrite the vaccine protocols. Demand a picture ID and only give shots to people who live within a mile of the vax site? Distribute a color chart so shots can be limited to people of color for the first 6 months?

I cannot believe I have to say this, after decades of reality proving the point I’m about to make, but not a single dipshit on the right who is suddenly clamoring about something because it’s “populist” (or in this case, a twitter trend) actually believes in achieving the goal to end this corrupt horseshit. Ted Cruz,…

There is no one to root for here. The only thing that is clear after trying to understand this mess is that shorting should be illegal. Hedge funds borrow stock from the stock market (e.g. your shitty retirement fund or another billionaire fund) when it’s at 100 dollars and sell it at that price. They bet that the…

Counterintuitively, Georgia does not appoint replacement representatives. There would be a special election in which Stacey Abrams would stop by to say hello. Which might explain a bit.

I have questioned my own sanity recently because I am This.Fucking.Angry. at almost all CSRs over the past 10 years or so. Far, far worse is what I’ve been going through the past FOUR MONTHS to get my unemployment. Just to review the past 3 weeks: I sat on hold for The Governor’s office for 2 hours, told my story of…

Yep, the LAPD demonstrated that definitively yesterday.

Or, in Ted Cruz’s case, from within his own office. “New phone, who’s this?”

Book of Bernie?

Yep, I waited a good half hour to start getting Thanos-snapped, but nope! Still firmly a woman, still firmly her. 

That’s weird. I’m a woman, and I haven’t been erased. At least, I don’t feel like I have.

I admit part of me was watching going “nobody do anything stupid, nobody do anything stupid...” and nobody did. My main sensation these days is relief. The kind of springy, loose-limbed relief you get when you’re finally over the flu or just escaped a car wreck.

It was probably more like,

Her wardrobe and makeup people have been making her look like a clown for years now and I don’t think she even notices.

Based on those numbers, it’s more like collecting a mansion and driving a helicopter. That’s how the rich are different from us.

Kelly Loeffler’s entire debate was a noun, a verb and Radical Liberal Raphael Warnock.

We wallow in mediocrity because we have tens of millions of poor, uneducated, intellectually lazy, middle/rural white Americans who would rather drag the entire country down to their level than think, even for just one second, that someone else (read: black people) seeing greater success than theirs can be a good thing…