So much for obeying the judge’s orders :S

Video evidence or it didn’t happen :S

“Garrett replied to a fan and provided a few more details about the encounter, which he described as a ‘pillow tap.’”

Don’t forget that all the blank checks need to be signed.

Please send all blank checks, money orders, cash, cocaine, or wigs to:

Was in my car

I’m convinced, where can I send my blank checks to?

Welp, if anyone was wondering where the high-level political discourse that animated Splinter comments went, I've found your thread here. 

In totally unrelated news, I am currently crowdfunding for my own, 100% original game “Death Stranding”. Here is a screenshot of my game in progress:

After reading that response from the creator, all I can ask is:

Not only is he 6'4" and 272 lbs, he’s also an absolutely phenomenal person who spends free time reading and writing poetry.  It’s not like he’s the type to instigate shit with people.  The fact that someone thought this was a good idea is just further evidence of the dumbening of this country.

So the fan asks for a photo AND does the punching? From now on we shall call this the “reverse mcgregor"

Can I just say I am shocked that sentient Cheeto didn’t lift the cup over his head? 

Killing Splinter is obviously the greater sin, but why did the VC dipshits ruin the “you may also like” on the main page that used to link to like other sites’ stuff? Now it just shows the same nonsense video articles over and over and over.

Those of us not currently residing in Jefferson County took both events as a swift kick in the gonads.

St. Louis Team Visits Washington, Immediately Curses Other St. Louis Team Visiting Washington.   

This comment is full of so much righteousness I feel the need to genuflect and cross myself. 

Wait until the folks at Splinter get a load of th... Oh.

It was almost a relief knowing that after St. Louis fans had themselves a nice day watching their favorite hockey team visit their favorite president ever, that they received a nice, swift kick to the gonads in the form of the Cardinal’s being swept, to bring them back to reality. 

But I don’t see a picture of...*blinks*...*squints*