Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

It’s Arizona. Theo should move the Cubs spring training operation to Florida if he would rather look out for massive cockroaches or the occasional wandering alligator than venomous, awesome-looking scorpions.

Which is exactly all Will Smith really needed. The thing about Sam in that movie, is I kept forgetting about the whole de-aging thing throughout the movie. Which is kind of the fricking point when using this tech. Movie magic, regardless of what era we’re in, should be there to actually fool the audience.

I don’t think we can put the blame for Gemini Man on technology. Before we even get to the point where we can debate that, the whole movie just seems dumb. 

Wig and makeup really did most of the work for Jackson

Bulgarian captain Ivelin Popov, to his credit, did try to help. At halftime, he went over to the stands and tried to plead with the fans to stop the abuse

Bless his cotton socks though. Clark Gregg can do no wrong.

Captain Marvel spent all its de-aging money on Sam Jackson and left poor de-aged Clark Gregg looking super weird.

Those three are better than that movie where he offs himself by talking a bath with a goddamn jellyfish.

Take it further. Give a full win to the attacked team. This is ridiculous. 

Also, I, Robot wasn’t a flop. Made back its budget domestically, made a profit overseas. For 2004, that’s basically the dream.

And God help me, I kind of like I, Robot. It’s nothing like the Asimov novel, but it’s a fun sci-fi action film with some surprising moments of heart. “What kind of little girl wants to grow up…

I think in another post one of the commenters referenced Ang Lee saying that Smith and Tom Cruise were the only practical choices for the movie, given the particular de-aging methodology:

“looper” was the way to do it.

A bunch of Nazis getting their asses kicked by England? Maybe they’re historical re-enactors.

On the other side, Bulgarian goalkeeper Plamen Iliev accused the English players of “overreact[ing],”

“one of the big cinematic fiascos of the year, and maybe of Smith’s whole career”

Hoo boy, in a career with Wild Wild West, I Robot, and After Earth, this movie is his biggest cinematic fiasco?

The script for this thing has been around for decades, and once starred Harrison Ford. Imagine old Harrison Ford as we know him today running around chasing/getting chased by Harrison Ford as he looked in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Had they pulled it off, THAT would’ve been something.

This is so gross. Even grosser because everyone expected it to happen and it did.

I didn’t hear any bad language used towards their or our players.