I get the urge, I really do...but the fact is that this is a solution looking for a problem. Motion controls make it more difficult to do basic stuff in games like move or attack, especially for people with disabilities and the motion controls rarely add more to a game than they take away. Really if you’re going to…

HYDRA is a bit too on the (Nazi) nose.

There are a ton of factors going on here. First, the rain fell in about 2 hours, that’s a lot of water in 2 hours. Second, DC has a very high water table, being literally built upon a drain swamp after all, this means that when it rains it doesn’t take much for the rain to raise the water table above the ground.…

But did they ever get that stolen nacho back?

The fundamental problem with this idea is that you think people actually give a damn about policy; most of the population don’t understand it and don’t care about it. The support for Bernie is because he’s an old guy who shouts about socialism in a positive way and he’s got a lot of experience. The support for…

There’s a long-running debate/problem in MMA with knockouts. If a referee pulls someone off too soon then people complain that “but <clearly knocked out fighter> could have kept going!”. What’s more, at times a fighter has stopped thinking a guy is out, but then gets knocked out himseif; so much like other sports you…

There’s no way this dude got banned from Tinder for posting a picture of himself in a uniform.  You’ll see Tinder profiles all the time of people in uniforms if you’re in a military-heavy area and there’s nothing against the ToS of posting a picture of yourself in a uniform.  Almost certainly he’s been banned for…

Could be worse. Gary Lineker shit himself in the World Cup:

But now some rich asshole can display it in his palatial  home for rich assholes that visit his home to look at, clearly that’s more important.

It’s hotter in Alaska right now than it is in Seattle, that’s nuts!

This isn’t true, they think about being re-elected.

Exactly how?  Because I saw nothing wrong with their celebrations.

Maybe different state requirements?  I was talking to an EMT at a hospital I worked at and he had done it twice.

According to the Miami Herald, Norton’s vehicle was cut off and rolled over near the intersection of Dolphin Expressway and Palmetto Expressway.

You son of a bitch. +1

Probably an EMT.  They’re actually trained for these sorts of situations.

Sorry, let me be clear here: the question is almost certainly dead, regardless of what Orange Foolius says, at least on the main form. It has long been on the optional, separate form that only some people get.  So...probably Trump will say “it’s on the secondary form!  So great for America!” or some other dumb shit…

How were they assholes?

In “swatting” the perpetrator “spoof” your phone number (or at least a phone number from the area) so it looks like the call is legit. In the modern day our phone systems are (still!) largely unsecured and difficult to track for a clever hacker. if you so desired, for $100 or less online you can get all the tools you…

Well, given that the Supreme Court already ruled on this issue it would mean disobeying a court order, so some pretty hefty legal consequences including potential arrest and time in jail for defying a court order.