I’m not a movie writer (or a professional writer of any sort for that matter) but when I start to write I usually start with some central concepts or scenes and then figure out how to build up to those moments. It helps me to crystallize exactly what I want out of what I’m writing, end goals if you will; the hard…

I’ve seen a review that says he’s the best part of the movie. Based on these clips I’m not that impressed, it’s only somewhat funny because you know Patrick Stewart is the voice.

I think it’s more the idea that #1 he was going to play a literal piece of shit and #2 that such a well respected actor was going to play such a dumb role. It’s like “this is what I have to look forward to if I keep acting? Nah, I’m out.”

Thank Chulhu. This lady is literally the craziest person I’ve ever seen nominated for a federal office. Fossil fuels didn’t stop slavery, WE FOUGHT A WAR! It was called the Civil War, did you not need to memorize the Emancipation Proclamation like I did in school? Carbon Dioxide is the gas of life? God dammit! How!…

Huh, weird. I’ve been to Jacksonville, and while certain section were definitely run down, I wouldn’t have thought that it was so cheap to live there. As for Narnia, well it seems to mostly be empty according to Mr. Lewis, weirdly enough.

Do you live in fucking Narnia?

The bigger problem is that it is no where near enough water. You need about a gallon a day to survive, so his little piss cup trick does nothing for him.

Certainly, I’m all for fixing genetic flaws in children before they’re born, but if your genetic material is so potentially harmful and you know it ahead of time...why not adopt? There’s plenty of kids out there that need a loving home and some of them are even babies. I think it’s one thing to genetically test…

Only a small fraction make it to the NFL and actually make a living from it. Almost certainly everyone in this video has CTE. Almost certainly they had it when they entered the NFL, and it has simply gotten worse. The 18-22 year old kids destroying their brains for no pay are exploited by the NCAA. The kids destroying…

This, of course, varies, but negotiations with players is not like what you may have seen in movies. Remember, players are paying agents to do this sort of stuff for them, that’s why they get their percent of the deal. Generally speaking, an agent (and their agency, if they’re part of one) would negotiate with…

#1 makes me think of a great counter example from a great series of novels called the “Craft Sequence”. Basically a sort of “magic as modern law and finance” world, in one of the first chapters of the first book the main character hops into a cab, the most normal thing in the world, right? Except in the world of the…

In their defense, if I lived in West Virginia I’d want to high as fuck too.

-1 Union fort.

So I guess it’s cool if I tie the DA to a bench, cover his head in a towel, tell him I’m going to piss on him and then pour warm water over his face until he chokes so long as he stops resisting when I remove the towel then right?

+1 victim NDA

I drove the train at the zoo! There are other things there!

Then you want Train Simulator.

Remember how we all laughed at Furby being banned on in sensitive areas? Shit like this is why the US military ban stuff like Furby and other devices that may monitor you.

Exactly. I can buy a flamethrower right now for less than $300 and have it delivered “free same day” from Amazon. Musk selling some for $500 ain’t that bad.

Front of the shirt: Let me ask you just one question: