Ah, got it.

Is your laugh scary?

First, the idea that games are more expensive and that developers haen’t raised their prices is nonsense.

You’re a braver lot than I am A.V. Club; I haven’t even heard of most of these films and yet you reviewed them all. I didn’t know Kidnap had a theatrical release, I thought it was some straight to DVD operation that was advertised on the Redbox I pass by on my way into the grocery store. The ones I have heard of on…

This doesn’t make any sense, where would someone get cocaine in Florida?

Yes, but if you get the right cards in your loot box you can undo the nerf.

As weird as it sounds now, Shazier was at least born at the right time for this sort of injury. Cybernetics is moving forward in leaps and bounds every day, and it’s very possible he may be able to walk even if he is “permanently” paralyzed someday. There is some very promising work being done with chips that…

We’re trying to figure out if his legs work, not his foot, idiot.

Well, by January 22nd Manchester City should have the title all wrapped up, so they’ll probably put in their 2nd pick XI, Bristol have a chance.

i’m pretty sure that this letter is fake, mostly because it’s so vague on so many points, what learning disorder his wife has, what she is doing in the industry and what he does that makes so much money that he can live in South Florida on a single paycheck. Add in that this has been going on for two years…

Do we know that she’s fucking someone else? I mean that’s a big part of the picture we aren’t getting here. The letter writer says “adult entertainment industry”...so is that being a cam girl (or cam woman, in this case)? Is that being a stripper? If so then she isn’t fucking anyone. To me, it sounds like she started…

Nice to see, though I wonder if they’ll actually be as ineffective as they largely were when I played the tabletop game. I loved the lore and the look, but they kinda sucked when I played them. At least you don’t have to worry about fragile plastic bones snapping every time you packed them up and moved them!

Quite frankly, I don’t think it’s possible to have the Tour De France without everyone doping, at least a little bit. Consider that when the 2nd Tour De France was held, 20 km/h (about 12.5 mph) was enough to get a stipend to help pay for expenses and that was considered difficult, 42 km/h (about 26 mph) tends to be…

Clearly it was Diamondium!

Hey, if you include 2015 they improve to a great 4-42!

*checks the Browns record* *double checks the Brown record to ensure he isn’t looking at 2016* So maybe this is crazy on my part, but maybe it’s because in the last two seasons their record 1-29? And maybe if that’s the case Mr. Mitchell, you’re a deceptive piece of bloody fecal matter? Yeah it is, so go fuck yourself…

+1 “Embrace Debate”

Hmm, but why would Jerry Jones support a known sexual predator?

So how about this for a simplified rule:

The best part is that he’s smart enough to also (mostly) avoid the defender slide-tackling in studs-up to deliver a painful kick to his thigh or jimmies.