Counterpoint: No it won’t. Concussions are very bad, and taking additional brain hits after having a concussion are very bad too, but that isn’t the problem. The problem is repeated blows to the head. The sort of blows to the head that don’t cause a fencing response, the sort that don’t get noticed on replays, the…

I feel like it’s inevitable that we see someone die on an NFL field sometime in the next decade.

Hehehehe, dicktation.

Yes, free trade is a good thing. The problem is that the benefits of free trade, like cheaper produce, aren’t the sort of things that will get noticed. What does get noticed are plants that were the lifeblood of a small town getting shut down, or the decay and decline of much of the midwest such as Detroit. When free…

Translation from nice speak to real talk: Bruce Arena sucked the “right” cocks to get the job as USMNT head coach, fuck him.

This is why Tennessee is trying to make abortion illegal you guys.

Virtually every ranked list on Deadspin will have “getting by a bus” on it, usually just before the last entry.

Man the pain must have been so bad he couldn’t bear it. Get it? It’s because- *is hit by a bus*

If it wasn’t for the fact that “cuck” has become an insult hurled by Nazis/”Alt-right” morons whenever they disagree with you I might agree with Craig. But at this point in time, in a game aimed at being “for the whole family” including children, I don’t really have a problem with this ban. Call yourself “Bike Cuck”…

You can call to get an Uber? I thought it was app only? I mean, they can call you a cab maybe, but not an Uber.

Looking at the map, I can’t help but notice that, much like Little Havana, Miami Gardens is higher in elevation and away from rising sea water. Developers in Little Havana are trying to kick out the Cubans now that the property is valuable, I suspect they’re trying to do the same in Miami Gardens.

His coach had the same reaction to the thought of putting in TJ Yates.

Queens of the Stone Age suck. There, I said, they suck and I’ve never liked their music; I don’t get why people like Queens of the Stone Age. Josh Homme especially sucks as a person, fuck him.

Hey hey hey, we don’t fuck sheep in Washington. We fuck horses.

Like he said, 400 24 year old white guys named Chad. There’s no difference between that and a Juggalo convention.

That gif is the perfect way to express my thoughts on that bit. Like...who the fuck cares about the gender of the people you’re playing with? If they’re good at the game and you’re teamed up with them, what does it matter? Who the fuck doesn’t want to win because your teammate has a vagina?!

I mean, yeah, all pro sports are full of shit. My point is that MLS is actually more devious than as simple Ponzi scheme.

That’s not the reason, actually. MLS isn’t a Ponzi scheme, it’s more like a money-laundering scheme. My suspicion is that every MLS owner is making a fuckton of cash from SUM that isn’t publicly on the books, that way they can claim they are losing money and pay the players jack and shit.

And now the ESA will actually do something.

Also worth noting that, generally speaking, console makers won’t let an AO game on their system.