Quite frankly, I don’t think it’s possible to have the Tour De France without everyone doping, at least a little bit. Consider that when the 2nd Tour De France was held, 20 km/h (about 12.5 mph) was enough to get a stipend to help pay for expenses and that was considered difficult, 42 km/h (about 26 mph) tends to be…

Clearly it was Diamondium!

Hey, if you include 2015 they improve to a great 4-42!

*checks the Browns record* *double checks the Brown record to ensure he isn’t looking at 2016* So maybe this is crazy on my part, but maybe it’s because in the last two seasons their record 1-29? And maybe if that’s the case Mr. Mitchell, you’re a deceptive piece of bloody fecal matter? Yeah it is, so go fuck yourself…

+1 “Embrace Debate”

Hmm, but why would Jerry Jones support a known sexual predator?

So how about this for a simplified rule:

The best part is that he’s smart enough to also (mostly) avoid the defender slide-tackling in studs-up to deliver a painful kick to his thigh or jimmies.

Counterpoint: No it won’t. Concussions are very bad, and taking additional brain hits after having a concussion are very bad too, but that isn’t the problem. The problem is repeated blows to the head. The sort of blows to the head that don’t cause a fencing response, the sort that don’t get noticed on replays, the…

I feel like it’s inevitable that we see someone die on an NFL field sometime in the next decade.

Hehehehe, dicktation.

Yes, free trade is a good thing. The problem is that the benefits of free trade, like cheaper produce, aren’t the sort of things that will get noticed. What does get noticed are plants that were the lifeblood of a small town getting shut down, or the decay and decline of much of the midwest such as Detroit. When free…

Translation from nice speak to real talk: Bruce Arena sucked the “right” cocks to get the job as USMNT head coach, fuck him.

This is why Tennessee is trying to make abortion illegal you guys.

Virtually every ranked list on Deadspin will have “getting by a bus” on it, usually just before the last entry.

Man the pain must have been so bad he couldn’t bear it. Get it? It’s because- *is hit by a bus*

If it wasn’t for the fact that “cuck” has become an insult hurled by Nazis/”Alt-right” morons whenever they disagree with you I might agree with Craig. But at this point in time, in a game aimed at being “for the whole family” including children, I don’t really have a problem with this ban. Call yourself “Bike Cuck”…

You can call to get an Uber? I thought it was app only? I mean, they can call you a cab maybe, but not an Uber.

Looking at the map, I can’t help but notice that, much like Little Havana, Miami Gardens is higher in elevation and away from rising sea water. Developers in Little Havana are trying to kick out the Cubans now that the property is valuable, I suspect they’re trying to do the same in Miami Gardens.

His coach had the same reaction to the thought of putting in TJ Yates.