The dumb thing is that these things don’t even work. I’ve seen these things on some light poles on my walk to the bus stop downtown, it doesn’t stop the pidgeons from shitting all over the sidewalk and I’ve seen them actually land on the spikes.

Quite frankly, I don’t think it’s possible to have the Tour De France without everyone doping, at least a little bit. Consider that when the 2nd Tour De France was held, 20 km/h (about 12.5 mph) was enough to get a stipend to help pay for expenses and that was considered difficult, 42 km/h (about 26 mph) tends to be…

Clearly it was Diamondium!

Hey, if you include 2015 they improve to a great 4-42!

*checks the Browns record* *double checks the Brown record to ensure he isn’t looking at 2016* So maybe this is crazy on my part, but maybe it’s because in the last two seasons their record 1-29? And maybe if that’s the case Mr. Mitchell, you’re a deceptive piece of bloody fecal matter? Yeah it is, so go fuck yourself…

+1 “Embrace Debate”

Hmm, but why would Jerry Jones support a known sexual predator?

So how about this for a simplified rule:

The best part is that he’s smart enough to also (mostly) avoid the defender slide-tackling in studs-up to deliver a painful kick to his thigh or jimmies.

Counterpoint: No it won’t. Concussions are very bad, and taking additional brain hits after having a concussion are very bad too, but that isn’t the problem. The problem is repeated blows to the head. The sort of blows to the head that don’t cause a fencing response, the sort that don’t get noticed on replays, the…

Would that be so terrible? There are lots of stories of people going off their depression meds and killing themselves, addiction would at least ensure they kept up their dosage. Also, quite frankly, Ketamine, like most hallucinogens, is not necessarily proven to be addictive. It is habit-forming for sure, but in the…

Go to the voting booth. Vote, vote these Republican bastards out. Go to your local non-Republican campaign center when elections and help them against the Republicans. Get involved, get out, be active, vote. Because the only thing that will send a message is kicking these fuckers out of power.

I feel like it’s inevitable that we see someone die on an NFL field sometime in the next decade.

Hehehehe, dicktation.

Yes, free trade is a good thing. The problem is that the benefits of free trade, like cheaper produce, aren’t the sort of things that will get noticed. What does get noticed are plants that were the lifeblood of a small town getting shut down, or the decay and decline of much of the midwest such as Detroit. When free…

That could very well be part of it, but not necessarily the whole story. While the case study posted was trying to be funny, there’s actually a lot of evidence that men do feel the effects of illness more severely and for longer periods of time and that it can even be deadly! Men are more likely to get HPV and more…

Translation from nice speak to real talk: Bruce Arena sucked the “right” cocks to get the job as USMNT head coach, fuck him.

This is why Tennessee is trying to make abortion illegal you guys.

Virtually every ranked list on Deadspin will have “getting by a bus” on it, usually just before the last entry.

Man the pain must have been so bad he couldn’t bear it. Get it? It’s because- *is hit by a bus*