Talgrath
Talgrath
Talgrath

Queens of the Stone Age suck. There, I said, they suck and I’ve never liked their music; I don’t get why people like Queens of the Stone Age. Josh Homme especially sucks as a person, fuck him.

Hey hey hey, we don’t fuck sheep in Washington. We fuck horses.

Like he said, 400 24 year old white guys named Chad. There’s no difference between that and a Juggalo convention.

That gif is the perfect way to express my thoughts on that bit. Like...who the fuck cares about the gender of the people you’re playing with? If they’re good at the game and you’re teamed up with them, what does it matter? Who the fuck doesn’t want to win because your teammate has a vagina?!

I mean, yeah, all pro sports are full of shit. My point is that MLS is actually more devious than as simple Ponzi scheme.

That’s not the reason, actually. MLS isn’t a Ponzi scheme, it’s more like a money-laundering scheme. My suspicion is that every MLS owner is making a fuckton of cash from SUM that isn’t publicly on the books, that way they can claim they are losing money and pay the players jack and shit.

And now the ESA will actually do something.

Also worth noting that, generally speaking, console makers won’t let an AO game on their system.

#1 I never mentioned domestic violence, just that Hope Solo can fight.

Well, she could certainly beat everyone else in the election in a fist fight. Or a bar fight. Really any fight that involves up close and personal physical violence. What I’m saying is, I want to see Hope Solo punch someone out.

I never drop enough acid before watching these Death Stranding trailers.

From a sports perspective, I gotta say that the Steelers’ defense looks so limp and lifeless now, just like Ryan Shazier’s legs! (Yes, I know I’m going to hell)

That’s the most entertainment the fan at that game got.

A big old dildo in Russia you say?

Drunkenly shitting on a plastic seat with your pants around your ankles is a good analogy for Sunderland’s season so far.

From talking to another guy I know who got an early copy, it sounds like the combat significantly improves after a few hours and eventually stealth and backstabbing aren’t all that important.

It’s called Volleyball. Seriously, agility, quick reflexes, strength, it’s all there.

+1 Woman Realizing Its a Trap

+1 Thoroughly satisfied wife