Melgavis is also a necrophiliac, so he’s used to putting his dick inside something cold and dead.

Well I get why, how else can people assess the tax cut plan if they don’t have some understanding of how it will impact them? For most people understanding what the proposed changes are is like trying to understand the physics of String Theory. Even as someone who has what I think is a pretty decent grasp of economics…

Technically speaking, none of this is too little too late. Both houses of congress passed their own versions of the bill, they now have to iron out the differences in committee and then vote on the unified bill.

To be clear, the Sounders themselves don’t use #EBFG, just the supporters groups. They view it as defending “their” thing, even if though some random dude invented #EBFG, who told the brewery he’s totally cool with it, and they just started using it.

Keep in mind that Emerald City Supporters are kinda like the the ultras of Seattle Sounders fandom. Unlike ultras in Europe where they murder each other with rusty spoons, these guys just complain about stuff they don’t like and are maybe a little too hyped about the Sounders. Every so often ECS goes off and throws a…

Precisely. People were/are reconnecting with the joys of being outside again, and these guys are griping because they needed to hire more people to clean up the park.

I wouldn’t be shocked to see Uruguay and Egypt advance out of that group myself.

Ugg, that tells me everything I need to know. I loathe open world games and felt that Final Fantasy 12 was a terrible entry in the series.

That last line is exactly why I wouldn’t be a fan of this game. I have a policy, if I have to spend more than an hour of being bored or frustrated with a game before I’m going to enjoy it, the game is wasting my time and isn’t worth the effort. Because if I have to spend 1 hour to enjoy the next 10, I’ve just wasted…

I really never got the hype for Xenoblade. Then again, I haven’t liked most of the JRPGs that have come out in the last few years, too many seem to be going in directions I don’t particularly care for.

What an idiot. He really should call himself the Starfish; those motherfuckers can regenerate anything. Personally, I call myself the “Chocolate Starfish.”, don’t know why that gets a laugh so often when I say it.

Okay, I missed this movie because I was beyond the Christmas age when it came out and I was curious about what you said about the plot, so I looked it up on Wikipedia....holy shit what a shitshow of a story. Just absolutely the worst sort of shit about believing in Christmas with no point other than “Santa is real and…

As a large man, I learned long, long ago that gravity is my enemy when a branch broke and I landed, back first on a tree root in my friend’s back yard. So now I do all my climbing never.

I’m actually going to disagree with you here. A collection can be finite, but for many people it just keeps growing and for some people it really is a problem. Collecting rare coins can be a never-ending search (and a really expensive one), collecting all the Beanie Babies is virtually impossible as there are over…

Never said that Bezos, in this hypothetical, actually knew something bad was gonna happen. Bezos could just want to cash out and spend the rest of his life having sex with beautiful women on a private island in the Carribean atop a mountain of cocaine. You could also replace Bezos with any a theoretical guy with…

Think of it like a stock or commodity. Yes, theoretically you could get that much cash...but the reality is that once you start selling the price goes down and if you’re absolutely dumping the stuff like nobody’s business people suspect you know more than they do and dump the stock too, tanking the price. It’s like…

He’s dead, like all of our souls. Shove a half pound of roast beef into the void where your soul’s corpse rots to keep it company. Eat Arby’s.

Wait, Chuck Pagano is still employed? By the fucking Colts?! I thought they fired him like two years ago!

To be clear, it was $120,000 to build the house, that doesn’t mean it was worth that much. Of course, that was also 20 years ago. That said, if you want to move to Henderson, NV, it looks like you can do so pretty cheaply, there’s plenty of homes sub $300K and one on here is $225,000. There’s a lot of auction houses…

I’m not familiar with the idea of suing school shooters’ families for damages, though theoretically if “gross negligence” could be proven then yes, a suit could be won. As far as gun manufacturers, Congress actually passed a law, called the “Protection of Lawful Commere in Arms Act”, that prevents gun manufacturers…