I’m sorry what? No, no they wouldn’t. Top right corner on a goal that you would expect to be curling towards the left corner or center, even top keepers would be lucky to get a finger to it, much less keep it out. The only way it could have been better was if it was faster.

Yarbrough is garbage though. Rowe and Robles are just okay. Bill Hamid is always injured. Steffan, Bingham and Horvath are both too inexperience for these matches. So yes, Howard and Guzman really are our best. Though Rimando probably could’ve been left off, he’s losing his touch.

He’s...injury prone. A stiff breeze seems to fuck up his leg.

He’s not yet officially eligible for the USMNT, unfortunately. Will be in a few months, I think.

Personally, I’m a big fan of the canon ending to Shadow Hearts:

Sure, but every version (so far) has had some deeper moral and/or philosophical questions about what it is to be human and whether or not machines can be alive, none of which seems to be present in the trailers. If I just wanted a dumb action movie, I have lots of other choices, both in anime and American film; what…

I have to say what I’ve seen in preview clips I’ve seen of the movie do not exactly give me confidence in it. It’s set in the world, but it seems like they’re deviating from the original movie pretty strongly to make Kusanagi some sort of hero fighting against a repressive government that “stole her life”, rather than…

There are a Brazilion things wrong with this.

*Ahem* NERD ALERT! NERD ALERT! NERD ALERT!

Colts Team Doctor: Is there a problem?

Jets Player: Doctor, give me Vicodin!

*Reads about the history of Christian abuses, both recent and ancient* Actually this checks out you guys.

Fun story: Actually Ben Carson is a horrible monster. Most of the twins he seperated actually died within a year, and the others were more or less brain dead. Yes, they didn’t die immediately, but he left the families with terrible burdens.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME BILLBOARD! YOU’RE NOT MY STD SUPERVISOR!

Surprise, most people are totally okay with surveillance! The fact of the matter is that, unfortunately, until it actually harms their everyday life, people don’t really care what people know about them. For a lot of people, the horrifying part of dystopias is not the idea of a pervasivce and powerful government, but…

Because it’s a far denser game tactically and strategically. Duelyst and Hearthstone are kiddie pool shallow.

This was a Long time coming. Also, fucking fire Jill Ellis already.

“We’ve seen a gorilla dive before.” -Racist Italian Football Fans

Yeah, I mean why does Deadspin gotta shame people who eat ass? What’s wrong with that?!