Atlanta has come out of the gate firing, at least. A bunch of younger Central and South American players with a lot of speed and energy makes for some exciting offense; if they can fix their defense (probably next season, at this point) they might win more games than they lose.

I know we all like to say “get better referees” for our respective leagues...but realistically that isn’t possible, they’re just about as good as they’re going to get (aside from some obvious bad examples). The speed of play, the speed that the ball travels, are all difficult to follow with human eyes at times. What’s…

You don’t get a lot of this with soccer, most of the sounds are fan-driven (including bands and the like), which I kind of think is better. You get to hear what the crowd really thinks and how into it they are when there isn’t blaring music or sound effects.

Well yeah. Quite honestly, everyone is losing a ton of money on NWSL right now; it’s an investment for the long term and losing a little extra isn’t really going to put the squeeze on US Soccer. If the USWNT were going to strike, it had to be before the World Cup or before the Olympics, at this point there’s not a lot…

While a strike of USWNT players would hurt the NWSL, I’m not sure how badly it would at this point. A lot of the big names from the World Cup are either retired or in foreign leagues now; and ratings have more or less been stagnant and low for the past two seasons anyway. It might slightly hurt attendance, but I think…

No it is not the case with the USMNT; they aren’t under contract, so striking is utterly pointless. Scolmaso is referring to the various players who just joined or who might be on the cusp of joining the team who might strike in the NWSL; though I think he missed the idea that it would only be current USWNT players…

It’s a deliberate distraction/piece of propaganda on their part. Evo Morales won a third term (after saying he wouldn’t run again) on the idea that he was and would continue to oppose “imperialists” and “colonialists” and what not; but his 3rd term has been less than rosy. He allegedly has a bastard child from an…

I’m not a Chicago Fire fan, but I have to say that name is great in my opinion; it’s a great historical reference.

*Ahem* Actually MLS’s season runs from March to December, so not really “mostly in the summer”. Also worth noting that places like Italy and Spain are still hot as balls early in spring and deep into fall. It’s about showing support, not keeping warm at this point.

Come on now, if you’re gonna put up that title, at least use this song:

Oh come on! That’s a Low blow!

The weed is a large amount, but it’s not crazy to think that’s for personal use, albeit over a longer period. The oxycodone is...a lot. Like a couple hundred pills probably.

Shit man, when I only have a quarter pound of weed left, I say I’m “out of weed.”

Dammit typos!

In his defense, it was only the butler:

This has got to be some sort of performance art at this point right? Similar to “Springtime for Hitler”? Like at the end of it we’ll find out they were just doing it for the insurance money or something?

Trump: Betsy Davos, you’re fire! This guy is way classier at education than you are.

It’s an LG G4, you can currently get it for $120 according to a quick Google search. You’re correct that it doesn’t do what the Switch does, but that is not the point. You’re telling me they couldn’t at least put in the internal storage that a high-end tablet has? I don’t buy it.

Well at least they don’t have autism, right?

Bullshit. My phone has as much internal storage as the Switch, they could have at least stuffed 64 GB in there.