What usually happens in a situation like this is that the payouts will happen gradually as Playdead “buys back” Patti’s shares, then Playdead will sell the shares to interested investors, at least in the US. It’s difficult for me to know for sure as I’m unfamiliar with Dutch investment laws.

That sounds more like a guy who has some confidence problems or issues reaching out to people, not an asshole. I understand that the old-timey model of a quarterback is that of the good looking, confident, smiling “leader” who uses his raw charisma to rally the team in tough times...but the reality is that a…

Or maybe he just doesn’t interact with people at work outside of work? I haven’t talked to people from my old job in some time, and probably never will get back in contact.

Sometimes “presents” are designed to be an insult with a toxic family. I’m...estranged from my mother and I’ve made it clear to her I’m an atheist and also having sex outside of marriage. I don’t celebrate Christmas exactly, but I’ll send out small presents as a nod to the season and usually family members send one…

Not sure if you didn’t understand or what. The sentence means that Oakland is a longer drive from LA than the drive from LA to Las Vegas, which is true.

Why not just do away with timeouts? Like soccer.

Nope. Uproxx killed it.

You forgot getting hit by a bus.

Whenever I see the name “Suzy Kolber” I can’t help but think of Kissing Suzy Kolber (the blog, not the act).

It would depend on how the court viewed it and exactly how the contracts are written. If you spend 90% of your time in another state, say as a salesperson, but your employed by a California firm in California, you still get the benefits of California employment laws, for example. So it’s possible Trout could contend…

Did the chill dog get a hot dog at the game? Oh how I hope so!

It’s not just about using resources. Snuka, whether we think he did it or not, deserves a fair trial; as anyone that has dealt with someone with late stage dementia can tell you, they are unable to really process reality from day to day. If we were to prosecute the probably guilty Snuka, then we need to prosecute…

That’s actually a very modest price for an MLS stadium. Sporting KC’s stadium was $200 million or so and was completed roughly four years ago for a small 20k or so seating stadium. Orlando City SC’s stadium opens up this year at a cost of roughly $155 million (it was originally supposed to be $100 million).

I’ve resolved to kill more drifters and hobos.

Because it wasn’t black.

Head/neck protection hasn’t improved because there’s really no way to do it. If you have a stationary piece you can anchor the neck to it to prevent neck injuries, the way racers do with neck harnesses, but there’s nothing a helmet can do to prevent brain injuries from impacts. The problem is that your head is…

I too fell asleep listening to those “analysts”.

Eh, I’ll give baseball a pass too, those bat splinters or foul balls are fucking fast.

+1 Happy Meal diabetes foot that needs to be amputated

I think this should have been the song: