If you’re gonna be courtside, you gotta have your head on a swivel.

Yes. Sides with middling expectations tend to hold on to managers for years because there isn’t as much pressure, but if you’re on the cusp of being relegated, waiting for a manager to install their “system” is not an option. Dropping out of the EPL means losing huge TV rights money, which usually means losing most…

10 years? Maybe. 5 years? Probably not. At one point, people were talking about Jason Kreis as being the first American EPL manager, but his stock has fallen significantly since then.

Do we know that Hutts can’t have sex with humans? I mean, it never comes up in the movies (I know there’s expanded universe stuff, but that doesn’t count anymore).

Good night, sweet drunken jerkwad.

Orson Welles, especially a drunk Orson Welles.

That’s not what they meant when they said “break a leg” man!

Dan Carpenter: That’s right baby, we’re the worst fucking run franchise in the AFC East!

I think people would lose their shit. There are maybe, maybe 4 teams in the league that can splash that kind of cash (Seattle, LA, Toronto and NYCFC) and even then I’d say it’s really, really unlikely. The hype would be insane, everyone would instantly peg that team to win MLS Cup and I’d have a hard time arguing it.…

According to this:

I’ve heard that getting hit in the helmet can really mess with your Schwartz.

Fair point.

Hey hey hey, that’s not true. They also have a lot of personal injury lawyers.

I get that Osweiler has been bad, but I’m not sure I’d cheer to see a similarly inept warm body get on the field (looking at Savage’s numbers today, he was only somewhat better than Osweiler in that he didn’t throw an interception). Plus this seems to be a habit with Texans fans, a cycle with a few steps:

Woo yeah! We’re putting in a guy with a career completion rate of 52.6% woo! A man who has yet to throw a touchdown woo! 127 yards career baby woo!

Not necessarily. Uncastrated male cows are bulls, but castrated male cows are steer. Most beef that you eat is steer, that is to say, castrated male cows; male cows have more meat on them and have no use aside from meat or sperm production, while female cows, called heifers, can produce milk and more cows. Bulls are…

Not necessarily, but the fact that he’s lost in very similar fashion twice is not a good sign. He’s a very good karate striker and kickboxer, but a lot of karate strikes aren’t vicious enough in the UFC (unless you do Brazilian karate with guys like Lyoto Machida) and his ground game doesn’t seem to be improving much.…

Had this song stuck in my head all weekend.

Well, not exactly, it’s more a fundamental problem with the game concept. The idea is novel, it’s just not enough to make it a full game worth $60, which I think is the problem with a lot of online-only shooters. The other problem is that being a hunter really isn’t much fun, if you succeed you find and kill the…

I do agree with that statement, but I don’t think that’s why Evolve failed. Evolve, even when it went free to play, was not a particularly compelling product. If you’re going to make an online only game, you need a lot of content...Evolve didn’t have much to start with and the whole 1 monster vs multiple humans thing…