Track: Daydream Believer | Artist: The Monkees | Album: The Birds, The Bees & The Monkees

She’s got something in common with her sunglasses, then.

It’s not an Arab folktale. The Frenchman who heard the tale changed the setting from China to Arabia when he wrote it.

I’ll stick my head out here...

Meh. In the original Aladdin the guys she spurned were also Persian. They could have given a Persian actor a job with this role.

I don’t remember the Connors blaming brown folks for the way the rich have robbed the country blind, punishing innocent vulnerable people while giving the perpetrators massive tax cuts, but I haven’t caught that many reruns over the years. Maybe it’s in there somewhere

I’m confused. Did the recession that occurred under Bush make them racist? Did they think Trump was running against Obama? Do they know The Right is anti-union?

Eh, that’s not totally exact. I grew up in a very poor rural area and a lot of those people were pro union Democrats before 2008 hit and the recession combined with dislike for Obama pushed them right.

From the Facebook Post Is Legally Binding Lawschool. Saying it doesn’t make it enforceable. This HOA has a contract that people signed, and it probably has language that allows it to enforce stupid, asinine rules. You don’t have a contract that allows you to enforce (reasonable, sensible) rules.

This is the correct answer to those who thought a HOA was a good idea when they bought or rented.

To Whom It May Concern:

You don’t need to act like your uvula can’t wait for fresh contact with Wiseau’s genitals either, but you’re doing that anyway.

Ok then. Either it’s “only fair” that he gets to speak, in which case it’s fundamentally unfair each and every time someone has been invited on stage during an acceptance and hasn’t been offered mic time, or it’s actually fine that he didn’t get to speak because the reality is there’s no inequity created by this…

Franco invited him on stage. At that point it’s only fair to give the guy a couple words.

Also, I understand that giving the word a Coke(tm) can be helpful towards that end.

Fallacy: Everyone invited on stage gets to speak.

Nah, it’s more like:

“If a celebrity that Twitter already likes does anything—> OMG YAS QUEEN SHE’S THROWING SHADE ALL THE FEELS VARIOUS MILLENIAL EXPRESSIONS