IMHO, Basch and Ashe are the main characters, Balthier and Fran are secondary, and Vaan and Penello are just along for the ride.

I'd recommend 0083: Stardust Memory. It's a pretty short series.

I'd poke her, mon!

It's Lickitongue. It's always been Lickitongue.

Is this close enough?

Dat Gardevoir

No contest.

If I ever have millions of dollars, I want to convert my bedroom into this. My bed will be at the the completed RX-78, so I can dream of dropkicking Goufs and Gelgoogs.

I need everything about this picture.

Two Natus are about to die in the middle of a snowstorm, but you can see a Bouffalant coming toward them in the background. Then you have the Bouffalant Card where you can see both Natus resting on Bouffalant's Afro.

I remember when I was a kid, and obviously obsessed with Pokemon being a kid in the 90s, there was a Pikachu stuffed animal inside a claw machine. I wanted it so bad, and every time I went to that diner with the claw machine, I would get a quarter from my dad to play it. Night after night, I'd fail. Then one night, I…

What in the hell is wrong with Spider-Man's thigh?!

"Guys, guys, we can handle awesome shaders, but we can't give characters shadows. You cool with that?"

I find that getting laid doesn't make me like boobs any less.

More like: "I'm going to dismember this guy regardless. If you want to feel like you did it, please press X now"

The combat in Ryse, with its focus on canned animation over complex player control, would have made for an amazing mobile game. Something you can enjoy for a ten minute burst.