Not sure how much time firefighters should spend saving 'stuff', no matter how valuable or how much it aligns with my hobby interests.  

Man, fuck Buck and Aikman for not getting the reference.

*cough*

That still means both teams are permanently excluded from “hosting” any games in London, Mexico City, or eleswhere.

YOU HAVE A TURBO X? OMG BE MY FRIEND AND BIRTH MY CHILDREN

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

aramaK nivlA

all seven of Rylett’s YouTube channels are still active, but YouTube confirmed that his channels were demonetized shortly after his arrest. “We take safety on YouTube very seriously,” a YouTube spokesperson told Jezebel.

I about rage stroked reading it the other day. Read the Slate comments if you really want to ruin your day. I’d say more than half are pro-Buruma/Ghomeshi. I despair sometimes. 

Internet Genius Invents Self-Hoisting Petard

+1 Vezina trophy 

Four times for me. Five is coming sooner rather than later. I believe there will be a day when we can be with all of them again. I have to: because I miss them all once they’re gone.

It’s kind of refreshing as a Caps fan to see that the players are handling their summer long bacchanalia better than I handled my one night of drunken celebration as probably the only Capitals fan in all of Alabama.

Just having that kind of day week month year life, man.

you are history’s worst monster.

The Nationals are mostly pretty chill about the perception that they perhaps partied too hard after winning the Stanley Cup

Does the umpires health plan not cover therapy or meds or something?  This guy needs to take some time off and think things over.

He can in fact be seen devouring whitebread in the gif up top.

RIP Galveston