Wouldn’t it be more that everyone else is too fast for anyone to break the edge in the NFL?

I’m fairly certain that anyone who ever read anything by Steinbeck could have guessed this.  

Is any “20th Century Male Literary Figure Was a Psycho Ahole” headline supposed to be surprising?

Of course it’s not unique - it’s the result of joining the engines of two customer cars (that had just come in for an oil service) together

Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

The Hummer H2. Four wheeled embodiment of every worst instinct of the car buying American consumer.

*Sees price

Starred in part for your Polish warrior handle.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

The family that hoons together, stays together. 

God I’d love to see a picture of thing drifting with those (hopefully empty) car seats in the back

Basically, you can predict offensive tweets using this formula:

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

Who dat?

I met her and she can go away. SUPER HUGE diva attitude. 

Front loading washer.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have…

Everyone is missing the joke and I’m not sure if it makes me want to laugh or cry.