I can give her the complete benefit of the doubt that the kids were disrespectful, and don’t live there, and shouldn’t be in the pool.

Pontiac G8 ST.  The ute we could have got if Lehman Brothers had waited six more fucking months to collapse.

The PT Cruiser.

I can get a G70 with 365 hp starting at 45k.  Point me out which BMW matches that at nearly the price.

What about Moose and Barth?

Rest assured they’ll make up for it when she leads the documentary “Girls Go Last: A Story of Women Who Love Rapists”

Yes, Leo is a gigantic piece of shit but

Some people are willing to eat literal shit, which is why the term coprophilia exists.

But the tilapias are fine though, right?

(without reading the article at all)

Not hard to guess The Root’s official editorial stance on the Majors allegations, considering this was posted like six hours after the Rolling Stone story spread like wildfire.

Jezebel: ugh, straight men and their narrow interests and looksism

I really hope this trend catches on, but I swear that has nothing to do with my profit margin on replacing wheel bearings on pickups.

Instantly lost 99% interest

Now put it in the TLX, you cowards. I don’t want a goddamned “sportback”, I want a normal-ass sedan with a trunk, high HP and a stick.

There is a very “waiting on the clock to run out” skeeviness to them signing her right at age 18. Congrats, Playboy.  You’ve finally decided to compete with Hustler in the “Barely Legal” category, four decades later

What loaner does the dealer give you while it’s waiting on parts?

How hard do you think it would be to dig up a sex-related overshare from somewhere in Meghan McCain’s broadcast history?

The ur-example. Pace car paintjobs.

Wow, who knew a few hundred hours of Subnautica could make me, a guy who wouldn’t put his face underwater in a swimming pool in real life, so smug about someone else’s underwater issues