$5,000 buys a pretty nice newer Saab.

When reached for comment, all of your coworkers who are sick of up picking up your fucking slack were pointing to your desk and rolling their eyes, wonder who the fuck you think you were fooling

That interior is going to become KITT from Knight Rider levels of outdated in very short order.

This woman is a fucking idiot. She leaves her car running so tweakers can nab it, then she tracks them down, then she interferes with the fucking arrest.

How fucking stoked were you when you saw how La La Land ended?

Virtually any federal building that isn’t a courthouse will have private contracted security. They fall under the purview of the Federal Protective Service, who usually has one actual federal officer covering all the federal buildings in a region.

Can the car sue Redditors in the middle of a race?

What is the term for this weird ass fetish? Ferrosexual? Oxidizivore?

It’s a DoD project. They’ll want it to carry 3 F-35Bs that can vertically launch off the deck, an amphib dock with a mini-sub to launch SEALs, and it will cost so much that we buy four of them.

Why tell him he’s going to be shadowed?

I would no shit buy that jersey were it not for funding, in whatever miniscule way, anti-vax assholes.

The only thing wrong with the PT Cruiser was its ubiquity. People like their mass-manufactured shitbox automotive appliances to look the part. A somewhat unique looking car made by the millions? Familiarity breeds contempt.

lol you shallow motherfuckers just moved Hemsworth down because he got fat

Military Madness or GTFO.

I’d take this opinion more seriously if it didn’t come from an island that also considers moderate dental care to be for poofters

Hmmm let’s see what women in Alabama (the ones you profess to be so concerned about) are saying about this

Navy to sexual assault survivors: Fuck you

The Higgins Boat is why the National World War 2 Museum is in New Orleans.

I’d defend Michael B Jordan, and nobody else on that list. Not even the ones I like.

Debutantes?  Really?