Banking, length, symmetry; there used to be real variety in the (yes, oval) tracks they visited. Now, no longer.

What is Barstool’s size right now? I mean, are they a niche interest trying to wedge itself into mainstream sports?  How do they stack up against the other online sports media giants?

Being flagrantly wrong about easily checked facts is kind of Naomi Wolf’s thing.

How did you manage to interview every member of the kitchen staff in every restaurant in America?

Roll.  Damn.  Tide.

The same reason you don’t get to barge into any elementary school or military base THAT YOU PAID FOR WITH YOUR TAXES.   Waving around your 1040 like it’s a hall pass is dumb.

Quit being a mark, Rafi. 

It’d be funny if Deadspin got beat writers in every sport that actively hated the existence of their sport as much as this guy

I’m sure there are browser apps to filter the frightening world out there for you.

Talking to a friend at Amazon, it apparently really flattened out the payscales as well.  Folks who were 1-3 steps above base pay now have practically no difference; they did not keep pace.

Fight beside you, you mean

How about rape, Katherine?

Shame that it’s only a no-hoper candidate that took note of Bernie’s blindspots on race and sought to fill them.

Do you have to be New York-based to know or care about Mike Francesa?

Probably unpopular opinion, but if this is a working vehicle then swap with a modern engine and upgrade the brakes. 

Oh cool, a swipe at SDSU.  Be sure to laugh at those losers in community college while you can, too.

Jane Buckingham, 50, lives in Beverly Hills, California, and is the CEO of a Los Angeles-based boutique marketing company that specializes in “youth culture,” according to Bloomberg. The Bloomberg report says Buckingham is “a lifestyle guru and marketing consultant frequently quoted in television and newspaper…

Translation- (fingers in ears) LA LA LA CAN’T HEAR YOU

I liked that Jenkins wrote in the first person but somehow made you feel like an omniscient observer. That took skill, and took a lot of the sting out of the dumb racist shit his characters would occasionally say.