I am a very firm believer in “never meet your heroes”, and that I can enjoy performances and art created by imperfect people who are probably not very moral or good, despite their public image.  I also think people who stan for celebrities they have never met is weird.

The office I work in has flextime (come in anywhere between 7 and 9, work 8 hours then go home, unless you want to work credit time or OT if it’s available).  It also is very flexible on sick time, holiday and family leave.  It also, coincidentally, has a very strong union! (AFGE).

I have such a soft spot for incredibly clean examples of pure shitboxes. It is nowhere near soft enough to spend 5.5k on.

Mayo is the “blogger who randomly capitalizes words for emphasis” of condiments

If it makes anyone feel better, the fact that it ran in Dear Prudence means it’s probably entirely fucking made up.

I wanted a garbage disposal when I bought my house. Then I saw Holmes on Homes, and he made a good point: “Your house has a place for garbage. It’s called a garbage can.”

“Cheerful dystopia”, I guess the term would be. Ted is portrayed as essentially a good guy, trying to sand the edges off of his outrageously amoral boss (Portia de Rossi) and leash some of the more flat-out evil impulses of the corporate monolith he works for.

Guess who’s got two thumbs and now-worthless tickets to see Edmonton/Nashville on Monday night?

I must have looked in the comments section before the “Whip the kid then” crowd

Let’s remember that Bill Simmons’ ultimate stated goal was to be an NBA General Manager, because nothing will fill the hole in his soul until he can buy and sell black people.

I find #1 about 80% more annoying than #2, but yeah this is a pretty perfect take.

Nice car. Crack price.

Decomposition is the reverse of assembly.

Every single sentence in this article needs an asterisk besides it, with the footnote being “if properly crewed”.

Between this and making a movie for Woody Allen, Chloe Moretz can fuck right off.

Can’t find the link but I know Colbert has talked in the past with his unease on the dissonance between his beliefs and the Church’s stance.

(opens article about hockey)

Can we just fire the fucking guy and hire whoever is the OC at Oklahoma State for the third time in four hires?

I mean, on top of all the other question marks, it’s just plain overpriced for a 9-2x?

I mean, on top of all the other question marks, it’s just plain overpriced for a 9-2x?