There’s literally been another New York Times employee publicly accused of sexual assault, but zero articles anywhere on GMG about it.

Setup:

How many sexual assault news stories is GMG going to publish before you acknowledge the giant Greg Howard-shaped elephant in the room?

What qualifies as the original in-service date? The day the first owner drove it off the lot?

Ctrl-F “Milestone”

True. But at least we’re not Mississippi.

If they’re saying that all veterans have that kind of baby arm, then shut the fuck up Deadspin, let them talk

1982 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera wagon. Dad faced the “has 3 kids, gotta sell the cool car and buy a wagon” crisis every dad does. (This is pre-minivan.)

Liberty University is in Virginia.

Two at-first-seemingly contradictory thoughts can be held at the same time- that the abuse Jen Kirkman suffered after the podcast was unconscionable and would drive any of us to respond irrationally, and that Jen Kirkman herself actually has fucking brain worms (she’s spent the last year raging on Twitter about anyone…

I’m sure the owners and operators of all the regional hospitals shuttering around the country would be grateful for the vast increase in ER traffic.

I was much more dismissive of them as up-its-own-ass-look-at-me-fighting-the-good-fight Hollywood bullshit before the story about Weinstein’s private army of investigators came out. In some ways, this may be the only avenue they thought they had to speak out.

A lifetime ago I walked away from buying a new PT Cruiser, which had just been released (a lifetime ago) because the dealer tried to shoehorn all the bullshit accessories at the end. I mean, at the final signing. VIN etching, rust protection (in Alabama, where road salt is thought to be a forbidden sex move), rubber…

Depends on your personal experience. My dad bought a new 1984 GMC pickup, in silver with black trim. I was a Raiders fan as a kid (the LA years), and it was amazing to me. I get disappointed when I see the beat-up ones, because he always kept his super clean, and that’s my mental image of them.

No, they’re not Keystone Cops.

If their public statement said “we’re saying that Bruce Jenner was welcome to use the men’s bathroom. And Caitlyn Jenner is welcome to use the women’s bathroom.”, this story would read a lot different

Buy the damn minivan.

How do you feel now, dumbshit

We only got one season of Cupid out of him. His usefulness to me has ended.