I’d seriously be more interested in the article about how you’d build the infrastructure to house and maintain your suddenly massive car collection.

This will make Clara Jeffery so mad that she hires 10 more unpaid interns (excuse me, “fellows”) to tweet out Beyonce memes.

Pffft. Erotic Big Buck Hunter is undercovered

I badly want one of those, but they make no financial sense to own. I’m already getting jumpy about the, uh, “quirks” developing in my 2006. Zero dealer support in my area, praying that anything that goes out is a common GM part instead of something Saab-specific....

That’s the pre-2007 refresh model, too.

I tried cleaning one that got bodied and it was a waste of time. It was one gigantic clotted bruise. We took the tenderloins and properly disposed of the rest.

It’s the most Thursday Night Football thing of all to have this happen in a game between what seems to be the only two teams that don’t have cat-based names.

But, the education that kid will receive-

Wow Christine Brennan is arguing that bigger schools will be able to pay their players more than smaller schools if you can pay players.

Christine Brennan reminds me of every MAGA chud that throws their hands up when they know they’re losing an argument and goes all WELL I GUESS WE’LL JUST PAY EVERYONE A MILLION DOLLARS.

I dread all of it. I dread the new pick for hot car which will be picked by highest bidder for product placement, the way they’ll probably actually go backwards in handling “this is my black friend”, the way they’ll absolutely fail in updating the original’s well-handled PTSD/Vietnam storylines, probably casting an…

Nazi Lives Don’t Matter.

Crack Pipe.

Jesus, this article is me 2 hours ago. I liked reading Olivia Nuzzi and had no idea she was a Mitläufer

I had an S-10 with an Iron Duke. It’s definitely the most white-hot non-sports/non-political hatred of my life. That fucking engine was such a piece of shit.

I’m Jonathan Chait’s enemy purely by dint of being an Iraq War veteran with a functioning memory.

And of course:

shhhhh

He could also be living in a country that enforces empty shows of devotion with ruthlessly applied state force. Maybe you should fucking move to one.

Counterpoint- there’s no rule saying you have to digest the entirety of pop culture, and just from the law of averages more shows equals more great shows.