Would you kill them with a knife? Would you kill them with a gun?

Pedants really should proofread. :)

Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.

If you do a 2nd season at 0-16, they upgrade your brown paper bags to plastic ones.

Oh yes, please Detroit Red Wings fan, tell me how awful it was to not have Jagr. Then tell me how your diamond shoes were too tight and your wallet is too small FOR ALL YOUR FIFTIES!

death cauldron

I only regret that I have but one star to give for this comment.

If Tim and David did a movie together it wouldn’t be a buddy cop movie, but rather a film about two City Inspectors enforcing zoning codes and building regulations.

“It's a dry cold"

yea, so I kind of toss actual science out the window when the questions is:

Brad, save yourself some aggravation and take with you some rain ponchos because it's a lock you'll be at one of the parks and it'll start the classic 10-minute Florida rainstorm - where everyone bolts for cover and Disney staff appear out of nowhere like a Predator shedding active camouflage to sell you $5-$10 clear…

Can’t skim paragraphs in a podcast. Plus I pretty much hate the sound of other people’s voices.

That seems insane. That’s a ton of money to be throwing around at a player. I have no idea how that makes sense for either side. Plus I didn’t know Jiangsu Suning needed a first baseman.

I tried it and I ended up outside the Netflix map and all I can see is an endless cascade of repeating thumbnails. Please send help.

Has anyone tried idspispopd?

You learn something new every day. For instance, that HBO pulled the plug on The Brink. Thanks HBO. Unhappy Holidays to you too, you bastards.

Seriously, “The Brink,” what the fuck?! I didn’t think it was the “best” thing this year, but that show was seriously funny and had some really smart (and dumb) moments. Not sure how that gets canned but Real Time with Bill Maher is still on.

“To take anything than the most is to sacrifice the graft.”

I want a reality show where Gronk and Ryan Lochte travel across the US together in a 1987 Winnebago. Make it happen ESPN.