It's like: Okay, yes, you are the greatest thing in my life and I love you and I WOULD rather spend time with you, but goddamnit, my games!

Your wife can take one for the team.

Yes. Yes I would.

selecting dining companions on a business trip is easy if you follow these strict guidelines:

If you're going to be pedantic, then you should know the sun isn't staying still, either. :/

This was written during the week in Probability 101 where the author had learned about independent event but hadn't yet got to expected value.

Shouldn't all gambling be based on expected value, not probability of winning?

I'll bet that pilot, Sullenberger, could've hosted SNL within a month if he'd wanted to.

That said, his two seasons in Cleveland would give him more black site experience than anyone else in his cohort at The Farm.

Went to PSU for undergrad, got my first masters there. Got my professional degree elsewhere. There are some incredibly brilliant people at PSU at the leading edge of the intellect distribution, but the overwhelming majority are a bit, erm, lacking.

Especially R-rated stuff. I was behind a guy on BART the other day who was watching Alexandra Daddario's nude scene from True Detective in plain view of everyone. Perv that shit on your own.

I was in Taco Bell on Valentine's day because I'm a winner, and there was a latino gentleman with his significant other playing mariachi music on his phone completely non-ironically. It took all of my willpower not to either laugh or smash his fucking phone.

"in that relationship."

Truth, one of the few guys in the league that is genuinely having fun and enjoys what he's doing. I get football is a serious game, but it's refreshing to see a guy that doesn't take him so seriously.

I just want to direct all Pats haters to Gronk. Hating Gronk is like hating a Great Dane puppy.

I'm happy Gronk is a thing.

Only in Starcraft.

Maybe the original Johnny Football? Now THERE was a haircut you could set your watch to.

Pete Carroll's questions about 9/11 are now the second dumbest thing in his life.

This. The bracket did not say Tortilla Chips and Guac or Salsa, it said Tortilla Chips. Now I could eat an entire bad of plain chips if I needed to but it is easier to complete that task if said chip is Nacho Cheese flavored.