He may have overpaid: that soundtrack plays the whole time you're living there as well.

Iceland is separated from Ireland by the Atlantic Ocean and about 900 miles

I would argue that Marvin Harrison is a way more competent version of Aaron Hernandez, seeing as how they haven't been able to charge him with anything even though we all know he's running a mob out of his Philly car wash.

Technically, the show should be called "Frankenfood's Monster". The contestants are the Frankenfoods themselves. I don't have a question.

I love me some plantain chips.

Also, people who cut their fingernails at work. Double bean if they do it at their desk.

How about the group of people who feel the need to walk 4 across on a public sidewalk all the while looking at the big city lights when all I want to do is play Extreme Red Rover so I don't miss my fucking train!

You left off one: just about every American micro-brewer's IPA. The typical IPA brewed in this country is loaded with hoppy bitterness overkill to hide the fact that there's absolutely no other flavor in the beer. It's like the Starbuck's French Roast of beer.

Uh.

ugh, why? It's European Corona and just as skunky.

I'm fine with the Magic Hat #9 hate, but mentioning that you prefer Hell or High Watermelon in the same breath kinda kills your argument. That beer is both disgusting and boring.

Um, Bonita Beach Police, have you maybe tried looking down the road in Gordo Beach?

lol that cute little goat, trying to climb up on that thing...aww, it gave up and it's coming towards the camerOHMYGODTHOSECREEPYFUCKINGSATANEYES

I give out autographs after sex too, but they usually just call it a "affidavit"

A four year old with properly syruped pancakes.

Yeah, just post cat pictures and descriptions of your meal like NORMAL PEOPLE

Same here. I go to a well known spot here (several people have made it to the Games and done well). I'm part of the "Misfits" as we call ourselves because none of us eat paleo, and we time our workouts to coincide with happy hour at the bar down the block.

or, I am Jack's inflamed sense of rhabdomyolysis

I see this every time I see a Planet of the Apes post and it never gets old. Not being sarcastic, I love the Simpsons.

Troy: I hate every ape I see From chimpan-a to chimpan-z, No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.